Man! How many times have I told those Japanese scientists: "If you'd just stop setting off explosions, you'd stop waking up guys in rubber suits."?
Well, no times, actually. That was pretty easy. But honestly, don't they EVER learn?
I think they like it. I think, deep down, Japanese people HATE Tokyo. Yeah, sure, they run all scared in the streets and call up their model army and its model tanks to shoot at the guys in rubber suits (talk about not learning), but really, deep deep DEEP down, they're thinking:
"Yeah. Smack that town up."
Secretly, all Japanese people want to live in Phoenix, Arizona. Little-known fact.
