More wizards rumor mongering...

[Pants]

Well, I would think wearing yourself would be... anatomically difficult...

You'd be surprised what you can learn to do on the internet.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Come on, get real. No major artifacts have begun surfacing that I have heard of. Clearly the prophecy stated that artifacts would surface.

If anyone sees the Apocalypse Stone, call 911.

 

[Cthulhudrew]

If anyone sees the Apocalypse Stone, call 911.

Better yet, if anyone watches Apocalypto, call 911.