He will love you for posting that... What good is a secret door if half the world knows about it
And besides, a bookshelve would be one of the first places I would look for secret doors, that's kinda cliche... Second only to the trapboard under the carpet
"I'm currently sitting in Piratecat's study, using his computer to post."
To which I say:
Now that Morrus has left the building, perhaps Piratecat could sit in Piratecat's study, and use Piratecat's computer to post an update to Piratecat's Updated Story Hour, hmm?
But seriously, glad you got to enjoy Gen Con, and thanks for sharing it with those of us who couldn't go.