DMG Chart for Response (roll 1d6)
1) Congratulations!
2) I didn't know you were allowed to marry your d20...
3) I hope your spouse is aware of your very public and ongoing affair with all these geeky...
4) May your years ahead be filled with many crits!
5) Does being married disqualify you from being the next Dr. Who?
6) Roll twice and use both responses, reroll any subsequent 6s.