Morrus has been abducted!

[caudor]

I'm afraid it's true. Many of us thought he was lost somewhere in the mystery forum, but then we found that crop circle in his back yard. The evidence suggests he was taken suddenly during a D&D session at his home.

Yes, the post about Enworld having financial problems was just a decoy to deflect attention away from his dire situation. A cover up.

 

[Hand of Evil]

It has also come to my knowledge that EN.World is due for demolition to make way for a new intergalactic internet system.

 

[Henry]

Actually, I think it's a ruse by his players. Didn't they just recently have a "Help us kill Morrus" thread?...

 

[Runesong42]

Maybe they did, Henry... maybe they did...

and maybe...

maybe they KILLED MORRUS? DUN DUN DUN!

 

[Inconsequenti-AL]

Actually, I think it's a ruse by his players. Didn't they just recently have a "Help us kill Morrus" thread?...

Yeah. And it would have worked if it wasn't for you meddling kids. Bah. Humbug.

 

[AGGEMAM]

News - Morrus has been abducted!

And they say there's never good news on the news. Ha.