Bill Zebub
“It’s probably Matt Mercer’s fault.”
That sort of scoobie-doo-ism used to be super-common, because Fantasy wasn't taken seriously until (I so want to say 'recently,' but I must remember I'm old, and it's not the 80s anymore)... like, the 60s or 70s, there'a'bouts. Today, Fantasy is a robust, legit genre in literature and pop culture. But when REH was writing Conan, it was thought of as 'fairytales for kids' and he was exceptional in persistently writing & submitting fantasy stories - more so than contemporaries like Ashton Clarke Smith who also wrote amazing fantasy, but as often just re-jiggered it to be sci-fi if that's what the publishers demanded, or, HP Lovercraft who made his supernatural tales clearly horror, or, for that matter, somewhat later, Jack Vance, who's Dying Earth is a classic of sci-fi, and the major inspiration for D&D magic.
Man, you just ruined it for me. Like the time somebody described one of my favorite restaurants as "cafeteria food" and I just couldn't eat there anymore.
I always loved that structure of Conan stories, but now whenever I get to the denouement I'm going to picture Scooby saying "Ruh-roh" and pulling a bedsheet off the bad guy.