Back when I applied to law school, one step was that I had to get fingerprinted for a background check. So I went to the PD near UT Law in Austin for the process.
When they tried the first time, they got a bunch of useless black blobs. After a few more attempts, they used a LOT less ink and SIGNIFICANTLY less pressure, and got actual, usable prints.
Years later, I needed to undergo a security check to work at Texas Instruments. They had contracted with the FBI for their fingerprinting services. The FBI used an optical system instead of ink…and STILL I confounded the process. After several attempts that resulted in error messages and audible alerts, the supervisory agent asked me directly, “Are you altering your fingerprints to facilitate criminal activities?” I immediately and energetically denied the accusation, holding up my hands for her inspection. My prints were visible, but very, very fine. Again, less pressure seemed to do the trick.
Today, for the first time in over a decade, I had to renew my driver’s license in person. All they wanted was a pair of thumbprints, using an optical reader.
And just like the FBI scanner all those years ago, Texas’ scanner refused to recognize the existence of my fingerprints. The nice lady cleaned her screen multiple times. She gave me alcohol gel to clean my thumbs. I reduced the pressure I used after each failed attempt.
It took almost 20 minutes to get usable prints.
I’ve always used gloves when I lift weights to improve my grip. And since 1988, I’ve used fingerless gloves when I drive for that reason and for insulation from hot steering wheels.
And I’ve always had trouble using touchscreens. Phones and commercial touchscreens rarely work well for me, and even tablets work best when I use a stylus.
I’m wondering if it’s all connected, and I’ve unwittingly missed my opportunity to lead a life of crime…
