My GF is a vampire what do I do???

[Dogbrain]

:\ I would just like to clarify that slavery is illegal in my country. I know we get a bad reputation for strict law enforcement and modron-like qualities, and a bit of teasing in those areas is only to be expected. We don't keep slaves, though. Really.

A few Filipino maids might beg to disagree, but that's no worse than some of the sweatshops in New York or Los Angeles.

 

[Dogbrain]

Now, much of the stuff I let slide. Very much a "use your own best judgement and tolerance of risk" kind of thing. But this is an issue you ought to think about -

It has you starting to lie to your family.

Definitely agree. Why lie to your family about it? Are you ashamed of it?

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

My sentiments on the matter would be best expressed by the very eloquent Stan Marsh:

 

[Virate]

Dema

I believe your female has only a slender thread of connection to the bedrock of reality. And just because her and her little friends have fallen into bedlam, doesn't mean it's okay for you to do the same.

This female and her little band of leeches are engaging in behavior which is not only reeks of insanity, but is definately unhealthy and a direct route to some very nasty diseases.

Leave the bloodfeeding to the fleas, ticks, and leeches.

If you really care for this female, you need to start reeling her back to reality.
If you can do without her, dump her immediately and find someone with a clue.

 

[Piratecat]

I think we're about done.