My grandmother is:

[Deset Gled]

i do it in French or British

Swearing in British? I'm imagining you muttering something along the lines of "Balderdash to those sodding bloody colonials! Those bunch of nancy poofs wouldn't know a roaring game of football if it dropped on their noggins from a ten story flat."

Edit: Sorry, forgot the

 

[kingpaul]

Swearing in British?...

You forgot to say "...they're so pissed that they can't walk correctly."

 

[Angcuru]

One grandmother is dead, the other is in the advanced stages of Alzheimer's Disease.

Dang it! I'm at Angcuru's house to game and I posted up under his SN!

-blackshirt

 

[Robbert Raets]

Unfortunatly, my surviving grandmother is severly demented.

My mother's mother died when I was just a kid, but judging from my mom, she must've know a few cuss-words of her own...