My group is amazing

[Stockdale]

So ... it was a good day. If any of my players are reading this, thank you, thank you, thank you.

You are welcome. I'm glad you had a great time. It is the least we would do for the great places you have and are taking us.

Now I've got to sharpen up my knives and try my level best to kill them all. Isn't this game fun? Heh.

Whatever. Six rounds or less.

 

[Bloodstone Mage]

Whoa. Your gaming group is awesome!

That'd never happen in my gaming group.

Argh, now I am jealous of you, ScyldSceafing!

Cheers!

 

[GravyFingerz]

Man, my group would never do that for me.

I do most of the running ... but do I get a GM appreciation day? No ...

In fact, I don't get appreciated much at all ...

Congratulations on your GM appreciation day!

 

[ScyldSceafing]

Whatever. Six rounds or less.

This is factual. These players have a sort of insidious genious for destroying my lovingly-crafted death machines ... err, NPCs ... in 30 seconds or less.

Now that they're all big (5th level or so), I think it's time to stop pulling punches, eh? Especially now that Stockdale's called me out on ENWorld, for god's sake.

Sharpen up your pretty knives, folks. Thanks for the presents - time to fight.