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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ancalagon" data-source="post: 7338361" data-attributes="member: 23">So...So I'm at work at an "all staff meeting". About 100 of us listening to presentations of various quality. This guy gives a presentation with a poorly thought out map (instead of a chart) with bad labels and too many acronyms. Next the Director General is going to talk to us about his vision. I snicker a bit telling myself that clearly he's gained level in the Oracle Class. Then it struck me... my job is a bad D&D game! And thus, during the meeting, I came up with an entire adventure on the spot.You must first cross the Fields of Apathy where the invisible evaluators lurk. You must defeat the Cost-Cutting Vampire, thus gaining the red folder of protection +1. You then head to the terrible dark dungeon that lies beneath the terrible Mountain of Work!Face the Specters of Past Precedents! Can you outrun the zombie submissions? Are you brave enough to stand up to the Senior Mages? Can you outwit the Loop of Endless Edits? Avoid the giant Press? Sneak by the unblinking eyes of the Stakeholders?Your reward for facing these perils? Why, the Cake of Retirement.</blockquote>