My Jones Soda Christmas Eve

[demiurge1138]

There is someone who feeds their gaming group stranger stuff than I do!

That demands to be elaborated on.

Demiurge out.

 

[reveal]

The guy from X-Entertainment did his own Jones Soda "study."

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0943/

Brussels Sprout: Now that the team had experienced the true evil power Jones Soda wields, they had their game faces on. I'd planned on offering them the "Pumpkin Pie" flavor next, serving as a buffer between the Twin Powers of Liquid Gross, but they themselves opted to save a less offensive flavor for last. I admired their bravado, but knowing that Jones' vegetable sodas were typically the worst of the lot, I turned and cackled. My pals were in for some serious trouble. The kind no frantic payphone call to Alec Newbary could diminish.

"Brussels Sprout" replaces last year's "Green Bean Casserole," and through the kind of dark magic powers usually reserved for upright-walking bat monkeys, it tastes even worse. The green hue is very much like what you'd expect from a soda based on Brussels sprout, being much more "earthy" than any of the less murderous lime-flavored concoctions souring up the big book of beverages. On all fronts, this is the definitive sickening soda of the 2005 Holiday Pack. It smells just as disgusting as it tastes and it tastes just as disgusting as it looks. The scent is the most overpowering of the entire collection, like a filthy dog drowned in grape juice, dead and left to rot. With Jones Soda, sometimes the smells are misleading. With "Brussels Sprout," not at all. Nothing could smell this bad and be anything but this bad. The flavor literally made me choke, and this is coming from someone who eats chicken bones.

The testers were so appalled already, I didn't have the heart to tell them the whole truth. This isn't just "Brussels Sprout" soda. That's the name of the label, but it's only to save space. According to the documents inside the box, it's actually "Brussels Sprout & Prosciutto." My God.

 

[doktorziplok]

yup, i brought some for the family to try: salmon pate, broccoli casserole, corn on the cob, turkey & gravy, and pumpkin pie.

they wouldn't be so revolting if the weren't sweetened with artificial sweeteners. i honestly don't see why salmon pate, broccoli, corn, or turkey would be sweetened to begin with.