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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Angcuru" data-source="post: 2221862" data-attributes="member: 10948">I'll just make a little list here...01. Got the tip of my left middle finger crushed in a doorjamb at 8:07 PM on the first day of 7th grade.02. Got hit with an arrow which I myself fired.  Left a neat scar.03. Was told by my professor who has 30 years of experience in the field of psychological rehabilitation and directed several rehab centers that I'm a 'f*cking genius' when it comes to psychology.  I'm 19.04. Done extensive psychological evaluations of Joseph Stalin and Napoleon Bonaparte.05. Was invited to a 3-way with two of the hottest girls on campus...and declined.06. Have 14 years of experience in the Culinary Arts.  Again, I'm 19.07. I've been told by many women that I'm their ideal man, but I've always been single.08. Landed a job making $38 an hour.09. Went to college for 2 years for free.10. Bumped into Ozzy Ozbourne when I was 11.11. Was diagnosed with mononucleosis the day after my injured finger was completely healed.  Spent 1 month near-catatonic on a couch and another month recovering.  Went from being able to do 180 straight chin-ups to 0.12. For as long as I can remember, I've never been genuinely happy.Do tell.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>