NOW LIVE! Today's the day you meet your new best friend. You don’t have to leave Wolfy behind... In 'Pets & Sidekicks' your companions level up with you!

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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lobo Lurker" data-source="post: 2329602" data-attributes="member: 25172">1) Been chased down the street at night by Ku Klux Klan members brandishing torches and shouting... 'impolite' suggestions that I return to a continent I've never seen.2) Had 'relations' with a stripper in the back of a night club... without a condom.3) Had two experiences with supernatural forces (ghosts).4) Had prophetic/precognitive dreams (more than once)..5) Had taxi drivers snicker at me hilariously 'cause they'd never met a black gringo before.Uh... but I'm not done yet!6) Been walked home at gunpoint by plainclothes police detectives just for walking around at night.7) Had women refuse to sleep with me because 'it wouldn't fit if you tried.'8) Psychotically stalked a girl in high school 'cause you can't figure out why she doesn't love you... yeah, that was scary for me too. I'll never do it again.9) Baptized a youngster & welcomed them into church community.10) Accepted a job in a foreign country only to find your plane didn't take you where you thought you'd be going when you arrived.And lasty, but most importantly!11) Been the Dad of the most beautiful baby girl to have ever been born.  Yeah, technically all father's feel that way but the rest of them are liars.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /></blockquote>

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