Nature, red in tooth and claw

[The Shaman]

Looking to spice up your wildlife random wilderness encounters? Tired of wolves and bears as animal friends for your druid, but still want to kick some ass when the dice come out?

Well, mi compadres, The Shaman is here to help (warning: contains profanity! Eric's grandma, stay the out!).

 

[frankthedm]

Gustave is still alive.

 

[The Shaman]

Gustave is still alive.

Only because he hasn't run into a honey badger, which would likely race down his throat and eat him from the inside out.

Speaking of which . . .

 

[steeldragons]

Thanks Shaman!

Now I know what I'm doing with the next wizard character who gets a toad for a familiar.

*Visions of random party members waking up in the middle of the night...every night...* lmao!

And TOTALLY making an NPC of an awakened/magical/talking tree shrew drunkee thing. Too funny!

--SD

 

[FreeXenon]

Definitely not Grandma friendly... but really funny, inspiring, and educational.

Thanks for the post.