Nemry - hows this for a plot hook!

[Tonguez]

5) The moderators Henry and Nemmerle have been merged into a single entity called Nemry. It's for the best, really.

So this is from the Announcement from our esteemed leader Morrus
Now use it as a plothook and turn it into a usable scenario!

 

[Breakstone]

The local human King Henry has joined forces with the Frog Tyrant Nemmerle... quite literally. They're now one Symbiotic Monarch ruling over two very different peoples. Will the Frogs and Men work together? And who is this mysterious Morrus who bound them in ritual?

 

[Nemry]

We have Nemm's volatile temper and Henry's raw power. Don't mess with us. Or you will be assimilated.

 

[Gez]

Don't mess with us. Or you will be assimilated.

/me messes with Nemry to be assimilated and become Gnemry and have MOD POWAHZ!!! at least.

 

[Steverooo]

The Beginnings of a Tale Gone Wrong!

So the evil wizard, Morrus, conspired and bound Henry and Nemmerle, his two erstwhile servants, together into one being... Yet, little did he know, that his evil magic produced side effects, as well as the Proto-Ettin. Nemry had stolen the Assimilation power from the mage, and before Morrus was able to teleport out, succeeded in pulling from him the powers of Moderation (twice over!(, as well as the amazing ability of Forum Transformation...

Quickly assimlating a passing Gez, the Gnemry then Moderated the effects of Morrus' evil spells, and sat down to transform the forums, laying a trap for the evil wizard...

 

[Len]

Gnemry's first transformation was to change all those who had previously mocked his modly powers into gnomes.

 

[Gez]

Gnomes are cool, it's not a punishment.

Now, in elf, that would be cruel. Condemned to be sick and frail and with the memory of a goldfish...

 

[Berandor]

I think they're going to assimilate kreynolds next, to topple Crothian from the top spot re: post count.
Devious, yet smart - it's truly a plan worthy of nemmerle and and Henry both. (I'll leave you to decide who is who; after all, nemmerle's judging Iron DM, while Henry has chopped off a few heads in his days).

EDIT: Unless that's a picture of Henry II...