New character creation/Game of death!

Oh, nothing that obscene. She's just an ogress*, riding a big bug**, and wielding a lance. Nothing to get worked up over.

* Yeah, not a minotaur. Minotaurs suck, apparently, and I was the last to know. I was also considering a human - she'd do more damage as a human, but then I realized that she would have less style.

** A really big bug.

-seasong
 

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seasong said:
Oh, nothing that obscene. She's just an ogress*, but then I realized that she would have less style.

** A really big bug.

-seasong


while subtelty is vastly overrated, style, of course, is the ultimate goal, right? who cares if you win, if you don't do it in style......

maybe we should run a show for her, queer eye for the big ugly ogre. get her in a nice versace dress, some prada handbags, talk about stylin!
 

Oh, she's very beautiful for an ogress. In fact, many male ogres have been known to walk into trees, boulders and other inanimate objects when she is nearby.

She just makes an ugly elf. You'll see when I send you her story.

-seasong
 

ok, one last thing, I didn't want to give any hints on how you should make your characters, but I've got a couple of submissions now that have failed to address 2 really basic concepts.

1. what do I do if my attacker is flying/ranged

2. what do I do if they are invisible?
 


1) Shoot them
2) Shoot them

Well.. I was going to go the whole sick abuse rule,
Then I realised Eros was the god of pansies so I should die like a nice weedy fop
Oh and for those worried about the bug riding ogress, tree tokens are a fun way of breaking up a charge. But that would mean a new character sheet so Ill just die round one like a good lil pansy :)
 


Majere: Ah, she's not that bad :).

I do like that tree idea. I can get around it, but it definitely forces more stringent calculations when making a charge.
 

Finally got mine sent in. Yahoo didn't eat it this time! Cool hand luke, you'll know it's mine because it's so very, very wrong (and I don't mean incorrect).
 

By the way, having witnessed the fury that is Xiao Fung in a strictly confidential manner, I just wanted to say: please please please don't send me into that briar patch for round one ;). I'm not built to take that kind of beating!

-seasong
 

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