Hypersmurf
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FOOLS! INFIDELS! AGGHHH! THE VERY CONCEPT TWISTS MY MIND!
"Oh. Well, Frodo's dead. Shove him in the hole, boys."
"Uh... shouldn't we get the Ring before we..."
"Hey! You know the rules! All his stuff gets buried with him."
"But... the... should we just go home now, or what?"
-Hyp.