• NOW LIVE! Into the Woods--new character species, eerie monsters, and haunting villains to populate the woodlands of your D&D games.

New Gamer Underway!

How do you know if your baby will become a gamer?

Put a d20 in the palm of your baby's hand.

If the baby's fingers close and grasp it, he's a gamer.

If he does not, sorry, bro. He's gonna be a normal mainstream person who probably won't understand the fuss around Lord of the Rings. :(

You might as well do a coin test to see if he'll be rich enough to offer you a better retirement home, or that he'll live with you as a freeloader.

Anyhoo, congratulations.
 

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