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[The Forsaken One]

Free all oppressed Gnomes now! Join the cause!

Not everyone seems to take a linking in Gnomes!

They breed like rabbits, just check this family!

Gnomish charms at work? Or Evil Gnomish domination magic....

Gnomes abducted, rescued and now in police protective custody!

And an original Gnome Screensave for the real fans among us!


And SHOCKING news from my very own back garden!!

[In the gnome's cave]
Gnome 1: This is where all our work is done.
Gnome 3: So what are you gonna do with all these underpants you steal?
Gnome 1: Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one: collect underpants.
Gnome 3: So what's phase two?
[Silence]
Gnome 1: Hey, what's phase two?!
Gnome 2: Phase one: we collect underpants.
Gnome 1: Ya, ya, ya. But what about phase two?
[Silence]
Gnome 2: Well, phase three is profit. Get it?
Gnome 4: I don't get it.
Gnome 2: (Goes over to a chart on the wall) You see, Phase one: collect underpants, phase two-
[Silence]
Gnome 2: Phase three: profit.
Cartman: Oh I get it.
Stan: No you don't.
Gnome 3: Do you guys know anything about corporations?
Gnome 2: You bet we do.
Gnome 1: Us gnomes are geniuses at corporations.

Ow my god!

 

[The Forsaken One]

[Edit: Huh dindn't attach correctly, delete plz /edit]

 

[The Forsaken One]

Hit meh

 

[Malicene]

In france Gnomes are called "Garden Dwarves", anyway here is a site :

http://www.mtlnj.cjb.net/

The want to free every gnomes so they can find freedom living into the woods (and actually do it LOL )

 

[Ferret]

For those with super logo I have constructed a gnome, and gnomeking program that will draw the little guys.

To gnome
ht
repeat 180 [bk 1 rt 1] repeat 180 [bk rt 1/4]
rt 97 repeat 180 [bk 1 rt 1/4] pu lt 90 fd 50
lt 90 fd 25
rt 90 pd repeat 90 [fd 1/2 rt 1/4]
repeat 180 [bk 1/2 lt 1/4] pu rt 60 fd 50 pd
repeat 360 [fd 1/4 rt 1] lt 60 pu fd 25 pd
repeat 360 [fd 1/4 rt 1] pu rt 90 fd 50 lt 90 fd 12 rt 180
pd pu bk 20 od lt 10 repeat 240 [fd 1/2 rt 1/4 pu
fd 50 rt 90 fd 90 rt 180 pd pu lt 30 fd 110 lt lt 45 fd 10 setfillcolor [0 204 0]
fill pu lt 45 fd 40 setfillcolor [243 143 133] fill
end

I have another one, but it's even longer

 

[The Forsaken One]

LOOK A GNOME! GET HIM!

 

[cildarith]

Down with gnomes!