Theo R Cwithin
I cast "Baconstorm!"
Maybe drop the war part and call them simply "Forged" or "Forged men"? Double meaning, in that they're made in a forge; and they're not "real" people, they're in some sense forgeries of real people.
G.N.O.M.E.S.: Greigory Nowitzki's Original Man Emulating Simulacra"Gnomes."
"Gnomes."
Nobody else is using that name, right?
It is exactly these sorts of high-quality posts that have the two of us hot on the weem's heels in the race for the most XP.G.N.O.M.E.S.: Greigory Nowitzki's Original Man Emulating Simulacra
...and each is issued with a red cap with it's name on it, "Tinman", "Bender", "Rusty" or whatever
??? How you figure that WAR Forged sounds too bright and happy is beyond me! Anyway, lots of good suggestions that I can't beat.But I don't know what to call them. I would use Warforged, except it just doesn't give the right feel. It sounds too hopeful and vibrant in a world plagued by strife and depression.
-The Beast
It is exactly these sorts of high-quality posts that have the two of us hot on the weem's heels in the race for the most XP.