New Spell: Daily Ablutions

[Kobold Stew]

A new spell, Daily Ablutions, has been added to EN World's 5E Spells Database.

Given the realities of dirt and filth in the world imagined by D&D, the constant travel in unsanitary conditions, and the sudden need to be spic and span for diplomatic negotiations or because you want people to talk to you in the tavern at the end of the adventure, this seems to me to be a spell many characters should want.

Sure, you can do similar things with minor illusion, but I want actually to be clean (transmutation), not simply have a glamour that covers up the grime beneath.

 

[transcendantviewer]

Prestidigitation can clean you after multiple castings. So, in about a minute, you're clean. It's a cantrip, so it has infinite castings per day.

 

[transcendantviewer]

The running joke is that it's referred to as "Prestidigi-shower".

 

[Kobold Stew]

Yeah, it's an oddly worded spell, isn't it. An individual isn't an object, and is clearly bigger than 1 cubic metre. In some ways it looks like they've worded the spell as if to prevent exactly what I'm suggesting here. Or maybe just barely to allow it and not to allow you to lean a horse or something, like that's going to be some terrible abuse.

In any case, I like the idea of a cant trip that cleans you up, and I know i'd take *that* regularly over prestidigitation.