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<blockquote data-quote="H.M.Gimlord" data-source="post: 5013844" data-attributes="member: 79440"><p>Mikara chugs both beers, stands up on the bar, and begins to sing (obviously the ale is a bit strong tonight, and her tolerance is low from a long day of fighting). </p><p></p><p>She dances across the bar, stepping from table to table. She reaches into a bowl of salt and holds it up to her face as if it's some small pet.</p><p></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">This knalt sows not</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">of tut he walks. He</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">dales upon the said oak</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: White"></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: White">(she sprinkles the salt on the table)</span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">and draws the fence</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">to his transgression</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">lest his boat get sod cloaked.</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: White"></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: White">(she lifts her armor to reveal her own blood-soaked tunic)</span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">His davor sighs</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">and fakes a tense when</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">pearls won't graze pathetic oats.</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">Then gives advice</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">on how to talk to</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">irate panda cut-throats.</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: White">(she steps over to Murphy and Janus, putting her arms around their shoulders and looking from one to the other).</span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">Don't pepper me</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">with compliments</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">It's lunch to mate Thor fat sir,</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">but I'm not mad,</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">I'm folking pun. It's</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">shust a jame achoo whir.</span></span></em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White">Mikara laughs and slumps into a seat between Murphy and Janus, eyes half shut on account of the speed with which she downed the last two ales, arms still around their shoulders.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"><span style="color: Lime">"I've aught a guydiea. Die won't you chive me a gance to get more tud on my bloonic, and you can lash it off waiter."</span></span></span><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"></span></span></em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White">[sblock=Translation for those who've chosen 'Drunken Barmaidese' as their language]</span></span><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">This salt knows not</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">of what he talks. He</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">sails upon the dead oak</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: White"></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: White">(she sprinkles the salt on the table)</span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">and throws defense</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">to his transgression</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">lest his coat get bloodsoaked.</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: White"></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: White">(she lifts her armor to reveal her own bloodsoaked tunic)</span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">His savor dies</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">and takes offense when</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">girls won't raise their petticoats.</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">Then gives advice</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">on how to talk to</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">pirates and to cut-throats.</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: White">(she steps over to Murphy and Janus, putting her arms around their shoulders and looking from one to the other).</span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">Don't pepper me</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">with compliments</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">It's much to late for that sir,</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">but I'm not mad,</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">I'm poking fun. It's</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime">just a shame that you were.</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></em><span style="color: DarkGreen"> <span style="color: Lime"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"><span style="color: Lime">"I've got an idea. Why don't you give me a chance to get more blood on my tunic, and you can wash it off later. [/sblock]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></span><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="color: White"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="H.M.Gimlord, post: 5013844, member: 79440"] Mikara chugs both beers, stands up on the bar, and begins to sing (obviously the ale is a bit strong tonight, and her tolerance is low from a long day of fighting). She dances across the bar, stepping from table to table. She reaches into a bowl of salt and holds it up to her face as if it's some small pet. [I][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=Lime]This knalt sows not of tut he walks. He dales upon the said oak [COLOR=White] (she sprinkles the salt on the table)[/COLOR] and draws the fence to his transgression lest his boat get sod cloaked. [COLOR=White] (she lifts her armor to reveal her own blood-soaked tunic)[/COLOR] His davor sighs and fakes a tense when pearls won't graze pathetic oats. Then gives advice on how to talk to irate panda cut-throats. [COLOR=White](she steps over to Murphy and Janus, putting her arms around their shoulders and looking from one to the other).[/COLOR] Don't pepper me with compliments It's lunch to mate Thor fat sir, but I'm not mad, I'm folking pun. It's shust a jame achoo whir.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=White][COLOR=Lime] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=White]Mikara laughs and slumps into a seat between Murphy and Janus, eyes half shut on account of the speed with which she downed the last two ales, arms still around their shoulders.[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=White][COLOR=Lime] "I've aught a guydiea. Die won't you chive me a gance to get more tud on my bloonic, and you can lash it off waiter."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][I][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=White] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=White] [sblock=Translation for those who've chosen 'Drunken Barmaidese' as their language][/COLOR][/COLOR][I][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=Lime]This salt knows not of what he talks. He sails upon the dead oak [COLOR=White] (she sprinkles the salt on the table)[/COLOR] and throws defense to his transgression lest his coat get bloodsoaked. [COLOR=White] (she lifts her armor to reveal her own bloodsoaked tunic)[/COLOR] His savor dies and takes offense when girls won't raise their petticoats. Then gives advice on how to talk to pirates and to cut-throats. [COLOR=White](she steps over to Murphy and Janus, putting her arms around their shoulders and looking from one to the other).[/COLOR] Don't pepper me with compliments It's much to late for that sir, but I'm not mad, I'm poking fun. It's just a shame that you were. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=DarkGreen] [COLOR=Lime] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=White][COLOR=Lime]"I've got an idea. Why don't you give me a chance to get more blood on my tunic, and you can wash it off later. [/sblock] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][I][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=White] [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/I] [/QUOTE]
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