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Message: <blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 5018640" data-attributes="member: 4413">Tonk begins scratching his nose, considering the words of the couple. The action becomes picking his nose, after which he wipes a huge booger on the underside of the table."You know, I think maybe me is interest in help you, old person, especially if daughter is reward for quest. I make good son-in-law, and we make the strong half-orc baby, and you be happy grandmama and grandpapa, and maybe even come to live on People's Democratic Collective #2."Tonk turns and faces Mikara. "And is no offense for to you, please! You is pretty and have nice hip, but I still no sure about make the half-orc, half-elf baby, so I no want put egg in one basket, yes? So we still be friend, okay?"He turns back towards the couple. "And more good is rich guy! I take everything him has and make him good Communist! If you want, I maybe even make him your slave, but you need move to People's Democratic Collective #1 (or maybe #2 if you give daughter to me) for to be legal, since slave is important part of good Communism, yes? But anyway, I always want for to make rich guy into good Communist, who give and give and share with everybody! It make world more good place!"Tonk swoops in on the hapless couple, clasping them about the shoulders with one arm, each. "Is okay if I call you Papa and I call you Mama? We is soon to be one, big, happy family! Okay, here come hug!"Tonk crushes them in his embrace.</blockquote>

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