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<blockquote data-quote="Mewness" data-source="post: 5048100" data-attributes="member: 14889"><p>Papolstaanas, now on his second cup of Fizul’s or Fazul’s or whatever it’s called, is getting increasingly annoyed with Azantia and her <em>Homilies</em>. How can anyone read this dross? He imagines himself climbing on top of the table, posed heroically, backlit by flickering torchlight, raising his mighty-thewed kobold arm, and hurling the wretched <em>Homilies</em> in a perfect arc so that it lands right in the center of the cook’s firepit--in his mind, the firepit is in the common room somehow, but very far away--where it instantly catches fire and explodes in a huge burst that somehow doesn’t harm anyone, but merely causes the enormous crowd--the tavern of his fancy is much more crowded--to gasp, in awe and appreciation, at the mighty kobold hero's terrific throw. At the timely, nobly executed, and well-deserved destruction of <em>Homilies of Azantia!</em></p><p></p><p>This runs through the kobold’s bowed head as he carefully turns a page of the book so as not to damage it.</p><p></p><p>Peering over the edge of the book, he sees Kaeysari come in. A soldier. Tall, dignified. Human--the heavy brows and nails don’t strike Papolstaanas as an especially bestial feature; she looks human enough to him--and religious, apparently. From the Imperium, no less--the center of enlightened civilization in the world, if you believe that hateful, self-righteous Azantia. His mother would love her. Papolstaanas fixes Kaeysari with an angry, suspicious, slightly drunken glare. He suddenly doesn’t care what his mother thinks; he wants no part of this Azantia-loving woman and her oh-so-superior civilized ways! Just who does she think she is?!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mewness, post: 5048100, member: 14889"] Papolstaanas, now on his second cup of Fizul’s or Fazul’s or whatever it’s called, is getting increasingly annoyed with Azantia and her [I]Homilies[/I]. How can anyone read this dross? He imagines himself climbing on top of the table, posed heroically, backlit by flickering torchlight, raising his mighty-thewed kobold arm, and hurling the wretched [I]Homilies[/I] in a perfect arc so that it lands right in the center of the cook’s firepit--in his mind, the firepit is in the common room somehow, but very far away--where it instantly catches fire and explodes in a huge burst that somehow doesn’t harm anyone, but merely causes the enormous crowd--the tavern of his fancy is much more crowded--to gasp, in awe and appreciation, at the mighty kobold hero's terrific throw. At the timely, nobly executed, and well-deserved destruction of [I]Homilies of Azantia![/I] This runs through the kobold’s bowed head as he carefully turns a page of the book so as not to damage it. Peering over the edge of the book, he sees Kaeysari come in. A soldier. Tall, dignified. Human--the heavy brows and nails don’t strike Papolstaanas as an especially bestial feature; she looks human enough to him--and religious, apparently. From the Imperium, no less--the center of enlightened civilization in the world, if you believe that hateful, self-righteous Azantia. His mother would love her. Papolstaanas fixes Kaeysari with an angry, suspicious, slightly drunken glare. He suddenly doesn’t care what his mother thinks; he wants no part of this Azantia-loving woman and her oh-so-superior civilized ways! Just who does she think she is?! [/QUOTE]
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