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<blockquote data-quote="Mewness" data-source="post: 5049166" data-attributes="member: 14889"><p>Papolstaanas cringes as Kaeysari towers over him and listens to her in silence, eyes downcast (as though he's all too accustomed to being browbeaten by women) until she starts talking about Azantia, at which point his expression becomes animated, and he starts nodding his head vigorously in agreement.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Wheat">"Yes, that's it exactly!"</span> Papolstaanas says, his babbling overlapping Kaeysari's speech. <span style="color: Wheat">"How could any woman possibly live like... Does this stupid Azantia have any idea how people actually...? Yes, yes, a hunter, that's great, I prefer the wilderness, too, it's so much better than this stifling, soulless... Of course, why shouldn't you wear arms?... Exactly! Exactly! Up some idiot's arse is the very place for her...!"</span></p><p></p><p>He ducks reflexively as she shoves the book back but takes it when he realizes that she isn't trying to hit him. (He doesn't notice her large teeth.)</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Wheat">"That's all it was, you see, I was reading this, and it's just so <em>stupid</em>, I mean how could any normal person follow these instructions, and what's the <em>point</em>, it would be a total waste of someone's life if they <em>did</em> act this way, I mean what would they ever accomplish?--And I've had too much Fazizzle, and I'm not very used to... I'm really very sorry, I <em>don't</em> think you're a... what I said you were, you seem like a perfectly decent person to me, it's this silly <em>book</em> that got me so angry, not you, and my name is Papolstaanas, I realize you're not interested in my name but, well, if you want to punish me by telling any prospective employers about this horrible person that insults respectable strangers for no reason and identify me by name, well now you can, and I probably deserve it, to have my job prospects ruined that way, and I guess I should just leave you alone... I--I--"</span> Papolstaanas begins to stammer uncontrollably.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mewness, post: 5049166, member: 14889"] Papolstaanas cringes as Kaeysari towers over him and listens to her in silence, eyes downcast (as though he's all too accustomed to being browbeaten by women) until she starts talking about Azantia, at which point his expression becomes animated, and he starts nodding his head vigorously in agreement. [COLOR="Wheat"]"Yes, that's it exactly!"[/COLOR] Papolstaanas says, his babbling overlapping Kaeysari's speech. [COLOR="Wheat"]"How could any woman possibly live like... Does this stupid Azantia have any idea how people actually...? Yes, yes, a hunter, that's great, I prefer the wilderness, too, it's so much better than this stifling, soulless... Of course, why shouldn't you wear arms?... Exactly! Exactly! Up some idiot's arse is the very place for her...!"[/COLOR] He ducks reflexively as she shoves the book back but takes it when he realizes that she isn't trying to hit him. (He doesn't notice her large teeth.) [COLOR="Wheat"]"That's all it was, you see, I was reading this, and it's just so [I]stupid[/I], I mean how could any normal person follow these instructions, and what's the [I]point[/I], it would be a total waste of someone's life if they [I]did[/I] act this way, I mean what would they ever accomplish?--And I've had too much Fazizzle, and I'm not very used to... I'm really very sorry, I [I]don't[/I] think you're a... what I said you were, you seem like a perfectly decent person to me, it's this silly [I]book[/I] that got me so angry, not you, and my name is Papolstaanas, I realize you're not interested in my name but, well, if you want to punish me by telling any prospective employers about this horrible person that insults respectable strangers for no reason and identify me by name, well now you can, and I probably deserve it, to have my job prospects ruined that way, and I guess I should just leave you alone... I--I--"[/COLOR] Papolstaanas begins to stammer uncontrollably. [/QUOTE]
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