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<blockquote data-quote="Vaalingrade" data-source="post: 8602515" data-attributes="member: 82524"><p>Ancient Stockholder Who Knows Nothing About the Industry: What is the latest thing online?</p><p></p><p>Beleaguered Assistant: Well, NFTs, sir, but--</p><p></p><p>Ancient Stockholder Who Knows Nothing About the Industry: Draft a letter to the board immediately demanding to know how we will implement the Nifties.</p><p></p><p>(Later the Quarter)</p><p></p><p>Board Member: So... how will we be adding NFTs to our games.</p><p></p><p>Developer: I... there's no reason to do that and the proposed implementations like having the same gum across games doesn't actually...</p><p></p><p>Board Member: The stockholders want it and we are basically shackled and brainboxed to them, so do it.</p><p></p><p>Developer: Scummy cosmetic items sales? Look, I'm only here to do the 8th iteration of my good game for the chance to do some crap games I have a passion for. I'm not here to try to come up with ideas. We'll do the same thing we did with microtransactions only slower, dumber and more expensive. I mean the players already hate us and indies are starting to eat us alive anyway so nothing matters.</p><p></p><p>Board Member: Just say the buzzwords, make the numbers go up and let us gain favor with our doddering but wealthy gods.</p><p></p><p>Developer (heavy sigh) We are exploring NFTs, streaming and... uh...</p><p></p><p>Board Member: We need three faddy buzzwords.</p><p></p><p>Developer: (thinking back to 2009)... the... cloud?</p><p></p><p>Ancient Stockholder Who Knows Nothing About the Industry: ~Moneygasm~</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vaalingrade, post: 8602515, member: 82524"] Ancient Stockholder Who Knows Nothing About the Industry: What is the latest thing online? Beleaguered Assistant: Well, NFTs, sir, but-- Ancient Stockholder Who Knows Nothing About the Industry: Draft a letter to the board immediately demanding to know how we will implement the Nifties. (Later the Quarter) Board Member: So... how will we be adding NFTs to our games. Developer: I... there's no reason to do that and the proposed implementations like having the same gum across games doesn't actually... Board Member: The stockholders want it and we are basically shackled and brainboxed to them, so do it. Developer: Scummy cosmetic items sales? Look, I'm only here to do the 8th iteration of my good game for the chance to do some crap games I have a passion for. I'm not here to try to come up with ideas. We'll do the same thing we did with microtransactions only slower, dumber and more expensive. I mean the players already hate us and indies are starting to eat us alive anyway so nothing matters. Board Member: Just say the buzzwords, make the numbers go up and let us gain favor with our doddering but wealthy gods. Developer (heavy sigh) We are exploring NFTs, streaming and... uh... Board Member: We need three faddy buzzwords. Developer: (thinking back to 2009)... the... cloud? Ancient Stockholder Who Knows Nothing About the Industry: ~Moneygasm~ [/QUOTE]
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