No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

[Sniktch]

Ourgh throw another rock... whiff... rock misses, goes over there.

Slimy Lizard thing attack! Bite Murg with teef, argh! 2 points of damage - good thing Murg have hide armor on, armor takes 2 damage, Murg OK.

Murg yell and hit slimy thing again, wack! 1 more damage, slimy thing start to not look so good. Gug run back screaming LOUD and run SMACK! headfirst into slimy thing... Slimy thing take 2 damage from rock hard Gug head! Krarg growl and smack with rock again, crack thing for 1 more damage.

Thing look like it want to go way far way now, start to run. Rod recover from attack to helmet and throw rock... miss thing and bounce away. Slimy thing keep running, try go way far way.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Ourgh chase, throw another Rock from Rock Thrower! Ourgh show other cavemen him can make moving Slimy Bang Thing into Not Moving Slimy Bang Thing!

Ourgh shout at slimy bang thing! "Fire Ourgh go go go fire Ourgh blarg!"

 

[Timothy]

Rod shout "Food" and start runbning after thing, throwing rock with rock thrower while running.

 

[Tisvon]

(OOC: AFAIK, I don't have hide armor.)

Murg run after slimy bang thing! Murg bash smash slimy bang thing!

 

[Knight Otu]

Gug also run after thing! Head Butt Time!

 

[Sniktch]

(OOC: AFAIK, I don't have hide armor.)

Murg run after slimy bang thing! Murg bash smash slimy bang thing!

OOC: Check your character sheet, Tisvon. Every caveman that was present when Chief Unk Unk arrived at the cave received a brand new suit of Big Smelly Bang Thing Hide Armor That included you and Dark Eternal

Ourgh fling rock after slimy thing - BONK! - hit slimy thing on back, do 1 damage. Rod throw stone, too, but not throw far enough.

Other cavemen give chase, Murg, Gug, and Krarg all run after thing, but thing fast, they no catch it...

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Ourgh cross at being out run by Smelly Slimy Thing. Ourgh sit on ground, not move until other cavemen make him feel better. Ourgh still think him fastest thing in jungle.

 

[Tisvon]

ARG! Murg drop club, pick up rock. Throw rock at Slimy bang thing!

 

[Dungannon]

Gorf slow, but Gorf finally arrive. See Big Slimy Bang Thing run off at his approach. Gorf brandish his clubs and shouts "Ugga Mik Bang You!"

Gorf looks around smugly at rest of cavemen as he has successfully scared off the Big Slimy Bang Thing.

 

[Sniktch]

Ourgh could maybe catch it if Ourgh run after, but Ourgh keep stopping to fling rocks!

Gorf show up and puff chest out - he know him bad cavedude

Rod zips rock after slimy thing - Ding! Rod get first hit with Rock Thrower, do 1 damage and stagger thing. Murg drop club and grab smooth rock from ground, fling, SMACK! Hit staggered slimy thing in back of leg, slimy thing trip fall down.

Gug run up close, yell "BIIG GUUG!" Follow Murg example, throw rock - CRUNCH - rock fall on slimy thing head, smash like egg. Slimy thing not move again.