Nothingland down for maintenance!!

[BOZ]

how disheartening...

 

[Piratecat]

You see, you're trying to reach Nothingland... and the site is currently NeckfaceLand.

EDIT - was NeckfaceLand. It was probably down briefly because they changed it back.

I can connect just fine.

 

[BOZ]

they changed it back because they caught you looking at it.

 

[Algolei]

But, um...can I, um...y'know. Can I still hate you?

Come on then Mr Potato Head! I need something to go with my steak!

why all the hate, sally?

Hey, I was just asking for permission! Y'know, probin' the boundaries and whatnot. Sniffing the air. Dipping in a toe, but still fully clothed. One ping please, Mr. Navigator. Checkin' the map. Looking for the fire exits before watching the film. Making sure the First Aid kit is fully stocked, double-checking the fire extinguishers. Sharpening the hooks but not attaching the bait. Making sure there's water in the ice cube trays. Charging the emergency batteries. Oiling the gun. Cleaning the kitchen counter in case cooking occurs. Squeezing the bread to see if it's fresh. Greasing the wheels. Buying a backup ink cartridge. Christmas shopping in May. Shaving my belly but hoping it's just gas. Snappin' on the rubber glove just 'cause I'm forty. Replacing the condom in my wallet. Waxing my legs on a Tuesday. Stocking the freezer with french fries. Renewing my meteor insurance.

Guess I should've been clearer, sorry.

 

[Squirrel Nutkin]

Especially the line "So remember NTL doesn't = teh hate at all times."

'Cept I didn't actually write that. Seems Felonious Ntent is putting words in my mouth when what I could really go for is a caramel apple. Man, I haven't had one of those in ages.

I for one would welcome a NTL that wasn't all about the hate.

Fortunately NTL isn't all about anything, hence the name "Nothingland." Besides, if our site ever becomes too unbearable just wait a few months and see if we aren't about something else entirely.

Now here's some advice for anybody who's wasted their time fuming about what goes on over at Nothingland: don't take us too seriously. I don't. My wife doesn't. Why should you? I mean if you honestly have some kind of problem with what we say or do over there, you've probably given that board much, much more credit than it or any of its previous incarnations (Nutkinland, Dreadful and Sinister, A Murder of Ravens, etc.) ever deserved.

To the best of my knowledge our members aren't spamming other people's forums with invites to come join us, and I think our policy against board invasions is very clear. Sure, Eric Noah or Adlon may not approve of what we say or do at Nothingland -- and that's an understatement if ever there was one -- but I don't think either of them could ever accuse us of making trouble for their respective communities. As for Morrus, I think he and I both know we've got each other's back. My wife has his back too, but we're all consenting adults and what the three of us do when our backs get together is really nobody's business.

Like Frederick E. Perl said, "I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you, and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful."

Can ya dig it?

 

[Felonious Ntent]

'Cept I didn't actually write that. Seems Felonious Ntent is putting words in my mouth when what I could really go for is a caramel apple. Man, I haven't had one of those in ages.

Hey man wasn't tryin' ta put words in your mouth. Just trying to point out NTL is not all about teh hate as many seem to think or say. I am getting sick of it.

I haven't had a caramel apple in ages either.

 

[Algolei]

Wow, me neither. Last time I had a candy apple...gosh, must've been in the early 80s. At a farming fair!

No WONDER I've been so unhappy for the last 20 years!!

 

[Tobold Hornblower]

While putting on a hat is great fun, that place should be avoided. They steal a poster's thin gland over there, and I'm already too fat.

puff, puff, blooooooooow

 

[Algolei]

Must be all the Toblerones you eat, Mr. Cornblower.

 

[Megamieuwsel]

Hey!
I NEVER had a caramel apple in my entire life.
I feel left out.

*blinks.....*

HOLY MAGOLLY!!!!
My account's still here?!?!?!?!?!

Don' t you guys EVER clean out your database?!?!?!?!