Now It's Not a Game

herald said:
Actually I would lay odds that all of them will be dead in six months. I don't think that they would have a chance at all with the change of worlds, most dead of disentary <sp> in 2 months if not 1 month.

Dysentary? C'mon, this is the Realms! People don't die of dysentery, they die of Demon Chills or Filth Fever or Giant Spider bites. :)

Can you imagine a 15-year old (especially male) who ever turned turned down a bet to go into some spooky house or forest? Except that in FR, there really ARE giant monsters and ghosts in those places... ;)
 

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Tom Cashel said:
...And how's that working out for you, MM? ;)
For some reason after reading this I heard the voice of...

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Hmm, I'd have read it more as 'you are a 15 year old of that world'. Until the 1940's, the concept of 'teenager' didn't exist. You were a child then you were an adult, especially outside of the large cities. Once you were done with toys, you were ready to be put to work. There were no child labor laws until something like the mid-Thirties; you had kids in coal mines, on ships at sea, etc. People were not as sheltered as they are now, unless they were really rich.

Putting most modern teenagers (as in, anyone a teen after about 1955) back in those times would be practically killing them, yes, unless they could adapt quickly. A few closely-witnessed scenes of what it means to live in a 'less-civilized' (read: less protected by a host of laws) world would probably do it, and wipe out any trace of 'attitude'.
 

Henry said:
Dysentary? C'mon, this is the Realms! People don't die of dysentery, they die of Demon Chills or Filth Fever or Giant Spider bites. :)

Can you imagine a 15-year old (especially male) who ever turned turned down a bet to go into some spooky house or forest? Except that in FR, there really ARE giant monsters and ghosts in those places... ;)
People from FR might not, but people from earth do. :P
 

Huh. I guess some folks weren't as socially, intellectually, and emotionally adjusted as I was at 15. I must have escaped the "typical" teenage experience-- no bullies, no girl troubles, no social awkwardness, no angst, no conflicts with authority figures. (No pimples to speak of...)

Age 15 held no particular horrors for me (other than being shorter than a broom and weighing under 100 pounds dripping wet).

Wulf
 


For My Next Substantial Posting...

Let us assume that the portal led to a community. You are now a child of 15 with a ton of stuff you thought would be important, in the middle of a village, town, or city. Let us further assume the disembodied voice arranged for somebody to be there to greet you when you arrived. You're in like Flynn, right?

Wrong.

As far as people can see you are 15. You look 15, you act 15, you have the understanding of a 15 year old. All those books you brought along with you? You may not understand them. The knowledge you retain from your older self? You may not understand that.

In addition, you have no experience with the world you now find yourself in. You may now certain important people, but you don't have even the basic knowledge of culture and society even a child of five would have. And you may not have the chance to learn.

What will the locals see? A child. Certainly lost, possibly abandoned. They will be puzzled mightily as to how any child of 15 was allowed to come through a magical portal on their own, likely ignoring anything you or the voice have to say about how you were once a full grown adult. You look like a kid, you must be a kid.

Guess what? You 've now got a guardian, and that's if you're lucky. (The alternatives will be dealt with in later installments.)

A new guardian, possibly even a new mom and dad. In a culture that knows nothing of civil rights, equality, or even enlightened child rearing. You try asserting your "God Given" rights you're likely to get a good backhand. Maybe even a thrashing. Dad (or whatever title he holds) runs the show, and you have no say in the matter. Want to worship an evil god? If you have any sense at all (and even 15 year olds have some sense), you're gonna drop that idea. Might take a beating from your new foster parent, but you will drop it. Or you may very well die.

The stuff you brought with you? It's no longer yours. At best 'dad' will now own it. At worst the authorities will confiscate it; gathering sages and scholars to study it if you're lucky, destroying it if you're not.

Which could well mean being questioned by the authorites about yourself and your stuff. Which may not be at all pleasant.

In short, your introduction to your new world, even under the best of circumstances, need not be a pleasant one.

Next up, How Your Introduction Could Be Worse
 


Felix said:
What with all the magic going around the Realms, I bet teenagers feel much better about themself thanks to spells like Remove Pimples, and Destroy Blemishes.

Maybe even wonderous items like Clearis-Ill's Beautifying Hand-towel...:)

:lol:
 

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