Obdurium???

[Nytmare]

To be honest, I'd be less ashamed to publicly acknowledge I liked The Core, than to pubicly acknowledge I liked Titanic...

"My heart shame will go on..."

Could be worse: Titanic II (2010) (V)

Long story somewhat shorter: a failing 20 year old bazillionaire decides to gamble the last of his fortune by celebrating(!?) the 100 year anniversary of the Titanic sinking. He makes the Titanic II, packs it full of mega rich investors and important-type people and sets a course along the same route the original ship made.

Meanwhile, global warming makes Antartica fall into the ocean, creating an iceberg surfing a tidal wave that's headed straight for the once again doomed Titanic.

Adding to the otherwise noteworthy production values are the fact that 90% of the cast and extras look like they're in high school, the sets look like they were built in a school gym, and the cgi uses cutting edge technology from 15 years ago.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That was probably so profitable, Titanic III will be set in space where it will collide with a comet...with xenomorphs on it.

 

[El Mahdi]

LOL! Titanic III sounds like a good Dr. Who episode.

I looked Titanic II up on Wikipedia. It had a budget of $500,000. That's probably less than Cameron spent on catering for his film.

I was immensely surprised that it was written, directed, and starred by the grandson of Dick Van Dyke, Shane Van Dyke.



Now if the Titanic (or the Titanic II) had been built out of Obdurium, perhaps we all would have been spared seeing such indignities.