Occupy Renton!!!

[Mercurius]

Come on, Powers That Be, we want to know what's going on! Is there a 5E brewing? If so, when? Will it suit the people's needs? Will it stop favoring power gamers and system masters? Will you end splat wage slavery?

And while we're at it, free the OGL and down with the GSL!!! We want magic back in magic items! Spell lists!!!! Get rid of the tyranny of the Power System! End Ritual Segregation!

Finally, and most of all,

End the Grind!!!

(Feel free to add your own)

Mod Note: Some folks are already reading this as political. As of the moment, I see no real-world political content in here. Please don't go there, and I'd advise against it devolving into bashing on any particular company, group, or playstyle under the guise of "humor". Keep it lighthearted, and it can be fun. Thanks, all.~Umbran

 

[Vascant]

I am just going to leave this with a laugh

 

[Squire James]

We want encounters where the CR never exceeds our character level, and all encounters cater to our party's strengths while ignoring its weaknesses!

 

[Mark CMG]

A roleplaying game that focuses on roleplaying (not to be confused with just a character's "role" in combat).

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

We shall occupy Renton until all d20s roll 20, and until the d12 gets the recognition in the game it deserves.

 

[the Jester]

We shall occupy Renton until... the d12 gets the recognition in the game it deserves.

I can get behind that!

 

[wingsandsword]

We need some good protest signs for this Occupation, how about:

"I am demonstrating my Chaotic Good alignment!"

or

"Wake up and roll Sense Motive again, we are being Bluffed!"

or

"Equal rights for all demihumans: Half Elf = all person!"

 

[Quickleaf]

We need some good protest signs for this Occupation, how about:

"I am demonstrating my Chaotic Good alignment!"

or

"Wake up and roll Sense Motive again, we are being Bluffed!"

or

"Equal rights for all demihumans: Half Elf = all person!"

Pure awesome. . I would XP ya but using my iPhone.

We could make a peace/prayer flag from all our dead PC character sheets thru the editions, and burn effigies of the Minotaur that used to be in the WotC office there.

Or it could be a sit-down protest... a sit-down and game protest that is.

 

[kitsune9]

+5 vorpal longswords at 1st level!! Power to the people!

 

[Pentius]

Power to the people! Slam attacks for commoners!