Officially the weirdest thing I have ever read

[Aeson]

Is that also why you've created trust in a bottle?

Demiurge out.

That was not us. You think we are the only ones here? My kind are actually working to stop those who wish you harm.

 

[The_Universe]

Here is South Carolina, we did use to have lizardmen sightings!

That's cool. Got any links to old newpaper articles, or something?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Cool! So thats how Dragon Magazine got the idea for Saurian Shifters! Hehahaha!

 

[Henry]

Do a Google Search for "Bishopville Lizardman" and "Liston Truesdale" (the sheriff at the time) and you should have some interesting reading. Pretty clearly a hoax, but it was lively conversation for a few months.

This Site Also seems to cue into the "Lizardman Shapeshifters" thing.

My GOD! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!

IT MEANS THAT LSD IS MORE WIDESPREAD THAN WE THOUGHT!

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Do a Google Search for "Bishopville Lizardman" and "Liston Truesdale" (the sheriff at the time) and you should have some interesting reading. Pretty clearly a hoax, but it was lively conversation for a few months.

This Site Also seems to cue into the "Lizardman Shapeshifters" thing.

My GOD! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!

IT MEANS THAT LSD IS MORE WIDESPREAD THAN WE THOUGHT!

Goes to show you guys don't get out much, do ya?

 

[Aeson]

I fear for humanity. You have not progressed as quickly as we thought you would.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I fear for humanity. You have not progressed as quickly as we thought you would.

It's those damned apes, I tell ya!!! It's that branch that makes the homo sapiens sapiens regress backwards rather than forwards.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

I used to work an overnight data entry job for the USPS. In order to keep from falling asleep, I'd put on headphones and tune into late night radio talk shows like Art Bell's "Coast to Coast AM" and "Sightings" with Jeff Rense. I've heard David Icke expound at length on his "findings" about reptoids, the Rothschilds and the Windsors, the New World Order, etc. He's pretty passionate about these subjects. Now whether that passion stems from belief or the desire to really pull one over on us I can't say, but it really made me want to play in a creepy Dark Matter-type game!!!

 

[Turanil]

Check this out!

http://www.subversiveelement.com/AliensReptoidsIckeShifters.html

Reptoids live among us! Beware!

I cannot quote a part of the text because of Enworld's no-political comments policy. However, I must say that I am truly amazed that a guy can write that sort of defaming stuff on three US president and not be arrested...

In any case, there is some truth in CoC: seeing horrid things (such as people changing to snake and back to humans) indeed makes you lose your sanity. I guess that David Icke is writing from an asylum...

 

[Aeson]

It's those damned apes, I tell ya!!! It's that branch that makes the homo sapiens sapiens regress backwards rather than forwards.

I blame the educational system. Even Japan has begun to slack off. Humans need a leader and we hoped it would be the US but the Amphibians got their human thrall elected.