On second thought, I think it was bang out of order.
Someone ought to write up a character sheet for him, inform Conan that he is nothing more than a low rate 1st level bard with no experience beyond the little dungeon hole he calls the late night studio and challenge him to a proper combat with D20s. Let's see how he fares against the 25th level warrior that is Walker Texas Ranger.
I bet he is not laughing when his hit points are in the red before his initiative has even come. A half decent charisma score can only take you so far.
PS. And besides, everyone knows bards are crap anyway.