One Luxury Item

[JoeBlank]

If I'm stranded on an island with a bunch of beautiful girls I would have to go with a pack full of condems.

I'm pretty sure I read before that Survivor provides condoms, but they won't comment on whether any of the players have made use of them.

I like the mirror idea, and the cigarettes are not bad. I wonder what restrictions they actually place on the items. For instance, a lighter would be game-breaking, as the show usually starts with challenges to gain access to fire.

Seems the show has downplayed the luxury items the past few seasons anyway. Am I right? Wonder if they are still part of the game.

 

[CarlZog]

I think it would depend whether I was just going to be alone on an island for 40 days -- a fairly pleasant prospect -- or whether I was actually going to be stuck with a bunch of idiots on some inane reality show, which is as close to hell as I can imagine getting without becoming an insurance salesman.

 

[Kemrain]

Have you been talking to my wife again?

If I have been, it isn't about what you think it is. Really!

- Kemrain the Shifty Eyed Paranoid.

 

[Wyn A'rienh]

I think it would depend whether I was just going to be alone on an island for 40 days -- a fairly pleasant prospect -- or whether I was actually going to be stuck with a bunch of idiots on some inane reality show, which is as close to hell as I can imagine getting without becoming an insurance salesman.

I'm with ya there.

 

[sniffles]

I think it would depend whether I was just going to be alone on an island for 40 days -- a fairly pleasant prospect -- or whether I was actually going to be stuck with a bunch of idiots on some inane reality show, which is as close to hell as I can imagine getting without becoming an insurance salesman.

Assuming this situation, I'd take a taser so I could regularly zap all the other contestants when they make a$$es of themselves. Of course, that would wear out the battery in, like, a minute.

 

[reveal]

Assuming this situation, I'd take a taser so I could regularly zap all the other contestants when they make a$$es of themselves. Of course, that would wear out the battery in, like, a minute.

"Nice to meet you, I'm..." *ZAP* "Ow! What the hell was that..." *ZAP" "Stop it!" *ZAP* "I'm serious!" *ZAP* "WAAAAAAAAAA!"