One question, re ENWorld's new "Figurines" product...

[Driddle]

The new Figurines of Wondrous Power product from our very own ENWorld publishing arm: Does it include a squirrel?

Everything rests on the answer.

 

[arwink]

You know, the moment I read that, my first thought was "My god, I hope so..."

Dammit, now I'm waiting for the answer as well.

 

[HellHound]

Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa.

Just looked at the fine print:

"No assembly required. Product may contain small parts unsuitable for children under 10. Squirrels not included. Some magic items are not for use with some campaigns. May cause odiferous belching."

 

[Morrow]

I've got to say, this product looks like a lot of fun. I just recently rediscovered my love for Figurines of Wondrous Power and am fighting manfuly to resist the impulse to bury my PCs under a shower of funny little animal sculptures.

Morrow

 

[Driddle]

"Just shut up. You had me at 'hello.' ... then you lost me at 'no squirrels.'"
-- Renee Zelwiggy, in "Jerry Magquire."

 

[EricNoah]

Do they have stat blocks?

 

[Driddle]

Seriously, you'd think there would be an unwritten rule -- heck, write it down! -- that any D&D product must include a squirrel reference of some sort.

Really.

No, really.

 

[HellHound]

Eric - no, no stat blocks. But that could be fixed by the end of the day.

Driddle: I'm very sorry, just not a .... squirrel person.

 

[Crothian]

Driddle: I'm very sorry, just not a .... squirrel person.

What, you favor Chipmunks??

 

[Driddle]

Driddle: I'm very sorry, just not a .... squirrel person.

And you call yourself a gamer?!