293 Be really clever with curses. Have characters develop awareness of their items which seem totally inappropriate. Example: Keep telling your archer character that his sword is right there in his scabbard. Every time he wants to use an arrow, say "your sword's right here". It becomes a mental effort to draw an arrow instead of the sword. The players start suspecting that the guy is going crazy.
One Thousand Ways to Freak Out Your Players
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Helspar
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296) "Huh!? I didn't think you guys would defeat that beholder! Let's see whats under "C"..."
297) Dice? I don't need no dice. I'm role-playing. (This actually happened once.)
298) Have a vicious demonic wiener dog loose under the game table.
299) Find something to use the thirty sided die for.
297) Dice? I don't need no dice. I'm role-playing. (This actually happened once.)
298) Have a vicious demonic wiener dog loose under the game table.
299) Find something to use the thirty sided die for.
Helspar
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300) Eat all the pizza.
301) Begin each session by reading the Players vs Characters section out of the old Basic set. Be stern and allow no interuptions.
302) Eat all the chips.
303) Switch any off topic conversation onto Tom Hanks excellent performance in that Mazes and Monsters movie.
304) Eat all the gummi bears.
305) Show your distrust of them by taking all your DM material with you when you go to the can.
306) "Oh, think you've made your save eh? We'll see about that..."
307) Eat all the teddy-bear shaped ice cubes.
301) Begin each session by reading the Players vs Characters section out of the old Basic set. Be stern and allow no interuptions.
302) Eat all the chips.
303) Switch any off topic conversation onto Tom Hanks excellent performance in that Mazes and Monsters movie.
304) Eat all the gummi bears.
305) Show your distrust of them by taking all your DM material with you when you go to the can.
306) "Oh, think you've made your save eh? We'll see about that..."
307) Eat all the teddy-bear shaped ice cubes.
Moe Ronalds
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you mean a vicious, fiendish weiner dog don't you?
Wikidogre
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309) let me roleplay my estranged halfling barbarian, who is insistant that he is a re-incarnated thunderbeast. he is follower of uthgar, i also have a cheap leather cap, with buttons for eyes on it, his favorite thing to do is to flash people, and run up and bit them claiming them for sacrifice to the thunder beasts. very humerous!
Helspar
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310) Every time one of the PCs do something in excellent character say: "Yeah thats just like that scene in the D&D movie you know..." Proceed with lengthy description of scene from movie. **
311) Crush a die with a sledgehammer when it gives you a bad roll as an "example" to the other dice.
312) Sit in an imposing position to the players, such as an elevated chair, so you can look down upon their actions. The higher you are above them, the more freaked out they will be, especially if you keep something within armsreach to smite them when they engage in behavior "unbefitting MY players"
313) Wear a cape.
**If you can actually do this maybe we should switch this to 1000 ways to alienate your friends
311) Crush a die with a sledgehammer when it gives you a bad roll as an "example" to the other dice.
312) Sit in an imposing position to the players, such as an elevated chair, so you can look down upon their actions. The higher you are above them, the more freaked out they will be, especially if you keep something within armsreach to smite them when they engage in behavior "unbefitting MY players"
313) Wear a cape.
**If you can actually do this maybe we should switch this to 1000 ways to alienate your friends
Noldor Elf
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314) Put all your gaming books on a one pile on table and some point during gaming take the one in the bottom by dragging it away from players saying "I need just this one..." (Can anybody say avalance?)
Broken Fang
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315) Pixe Barbarian!
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