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<blockquote data-quote="Sniktch" data-source="post: 804115" data-attributes="member: 7704"><p><strong>Krarg, Bangy Caveman</strong></p><p></p><p>Krarg - Level 2 Bangy Caveman</p><p>Strength: 6 </p><p>Smarts: 3 Max Vocabulary: 3</p><p>Speed: 6 </p><p>Banging: 9 </p><p>Health: 5 </p><p>Grunting: 2 </p><p>HP: 7</p><p></p><p>Things you Know: Find Mushrooms</p><p>Things you don't know: How to program Perl</p><p>Vocabulary: Verisimilitude, Rock</p><p></p><p>Stuff: Rocks, Kneebone from Big Big Smelly Bang Thing, Smelly Bang Thing Hide Armor</p><p></p><p><em>from The Complete Caveman's Club Book</em></p><p><strong>The World through Banging Caveman's Eyes</strong></p><p>Fast Caveman may think the world is a fickle and ever-changing place, but if you ask Banging Caveman (and he suddenly learns to speak clearly), its altogether too solid for his taste. There are trees that stand upright against the strongest wind and rocks that are just too large. Animals are pretty cool because they're soft to begin with and they bust up real good, but that's the exception, not the rule.</p><p></p><p>Like Strong Caveman, Banging Caveman is distressed by rivers and lava because they just aren't all that satisfying to bang on. You want to see frustration defined? Go down to the river and watch Banging Caveman try to bang the fish. Its driven some of them mad. Add to that the fact that lava has the unfortunate side effect of burning to the ground anything it touches and you have a caveman that hates to leave the comforting surroundings of a forest or quarry.</p><p></p><p>So long as he's on dry land, Banging Caveman considers himself a caveman among cavemen. If nothing else, the broad, flat, and very bangable ground upon which he stands is witness to just how indispensible he really is...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sniktch, post: 804115, member: 7704"] [b]Krarg, Bangy Caveman[/b] Krarg - Level 2 Bangy Caveman Strength: 6 Smarts: 3 Max Vocabulary: 3 Speed: 6 Banging: 9 Health: 5 Grunting: 2 HP: 7 Things you Know: Find Mushrooms Things you don't know: How to program Perl Vocabulary: Verisimilitude, Rock Stuff: Rocks, Kneebone from Big Big Smelly Bang Thing, Smelly Bang Thing Hide Armor [i]from The Complete Caveman's Club Book[/i] [b]The World through Banging Caveman's Eyes[/b] Fast Caveman may think the world is a fickle and ever-changing place, but if you ask Banging Caveman (and he suddenly learns to speak clearly), its altogether too solid for his taste. There are trees that stand upright against the strongest wind and rocks that are just too large. Animals are pretty cool because they're soft to begin with and they bust up real good, but that's the exception, not the rule. Like Strong Caveman, Banging Caveman is distressed by rivers and lava because they just aren't all that satisfying to bang on. You want to see frustration defined? Go down to the river and watch Banging Caveman try to bang the fish. Its driven some of them mad. Add to that the fact that lava has the unfortunate side effect of burning to the ground anything it touches and you have a caveman that hates to leave the comforting surroundings of a forest or quarry. So long as he's on dry land, Banging Caveman considers himself a caveman among cavemen. If nothing else, the broad, flat, and very bangable ground upon which he stands is witness to just how indispensible he really is... [/QUOTE]
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