OH! Go gettem guys! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! You don't have to take their refusal to bow to your will and whims! Stick 'em once for me! Er, I mean, yes, defend yourselves bravely, and loot . . . er . . . honorably? And then bravely fill their clothing with rocks and push their bodies off the dock into the water. Honorably.
I, too, will be out for GenCon. I heard someone's actually getting married at GenCon this year (at the True Dungeon Tavern). That wouldn't happen to be the wedding you mention, would it, LogicsFate?