Rikandur Azebol
First Post
Voadam said:
Smurk ? Whatever ... give me this book and I will read it to You. This fool who didn't told You how You have to speak with book deserved being boiled alive for lack of proffesionalism. See these lines ? Words are hidden in 'em. Look at this recipe wich use troll as an assistant. I will show You all phrases, just remember wich signs mean wich sounds. Recipe is called ... "Fast Sausages by Grimly I Ripp My throat !" First you need a ogre and well feed troll. First ogre pins troll, so he wouldn't move. Then You cut off small pieces from Troll's legs, muscles only. Waiting patiently for flesh to regrow. When You amassed enough flesh to make a profit and feed Ogre, remember to feed Ogre ! Boil the flesh, so it will stop fleeing off the table. Then grind meat, I advice using Pogga's Meatgrinder XXS size, not Ogre assistant. Ogres tend to swallow everything that they get into their jaws, just like small children. Then, when You spiced meat with cheap salt and some pepper strart tearing skin from the troll, who should be healthy already. If troll argues, give him foul Orc Brew ... when their beer is of significantly low quality ... it is capable or rendering uncousiouness even a Kodo Beast, let alone Troll. With enough skin torn out YOu coul stresslessly make sausages. Remeber to add enough spices so customers wouldn't figure out ingredients ! Trolls from the same tribe as one who assisted You in making of sausages get really upset. And lately Orcs started to whine when You try to sell them meat that was part of speaking creature. Trolls are more reasonable here, as well as Ogres. And last advice ... Never Ever sell meat to Tauren. They are vegetarians.
Well, do You wish me to read to You more ? Of course we could strike a deal according to that. I might even teach You how to read and write, for a small price of course.
Chmm, maybe our party could govern Inn in Korga's Stand ? After we gather enough funds of course. Groog already is a smith here, so his income will be growing steadily.
