OotS #324 is up.

[DreadPirateMurphy]

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[Dog Moon]

Hehe. I always loved those sick ads on TV.

ColdCure. Cures the common cold, but do not take if there is any sort of physical abnormality about you, no matter what it is. It may cause one of any number of side effects not limited to the following: [list of 10 different symptoms ranging from dizziness to Small Pox].

I mean sheesh, isn't that kind of overdoing it just a LITTLE!

Also, you forgot about that weird side effects that are most commonly associated with humor: uncontrollable laughter or forcing the muscles around your mouth to bend the corners upwards at the minimum, if not pulling your lips away from each other to reveal your slightly yellowed and crooked teeth.

 

[Mouseferatu]

Oh, my God. I think I just died.

 

[Knight Otu]

Oh, my God. I think I just died.

Vampiric Ghost Mouse?

 

[Dog Moon]

I thought you already were dead!

 

[Mouseferatu]

Vampiric Ghost Mouse?

I am a vampiric ghost half-dragon half-troll lycanthropic fiendish mouse! Tremble at my illogical glory!










(For those of you missing out on Rich's excellent strips in Dragon, that's a direct reference.)

 

[VirgilCaine]

Not his best work.

 

[paradox42]

I am a vampiric ghost half-dragon half-troll lycanthropic fiendish mouse! Tremble at my illogical glory!










(For those of you missing out on Rich's excellent strips in Dragon, that's a direct reference.)

Me? Miss the OotS strips in Dragon? Perish the thought!
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[shilsen]

Oh, my God. I think I just died.

Okay, which of you bastards cast Resurrection on the undead mouse?

 

[Felix]

Makes me think of SNL's Happy Fun Ball

"may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds," "seek shelter and cover head" if Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, its ingredients "include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space", said ingredients are not to be "touched, inhaled, or looked at if exposed due to rupture", and perhaps most famously, "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."

Priceless.