OotS #331 Is Up

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Piratecat, google ginko bilboa. It's used to enhance other stuff besides memory.

I think you're right, but there are (funnier) possibilities as well.

I love jokes that work on more than one level. Especially if one of the levels is filthy.

So, if you die and get raised, could everything you do from that point on be considered 'posthumously'?

 

[MavrickWeirdo]

I love jokes that work on more than one level. Especially if one of the levels is filthy.

So, if you die and get raised, could everything you do from that point on be considered 'posthumously'?

[sblock=From "Origins of the PC's" ] A dwarven oracle predicted to the high preist that when Durkon returns to his homeland that doom will follow (Durkon is unaware of this), so the high preist kicked him out with instructions "do not return till I call for you". The high priest will never call for his return, and knowing that Durkon is LG is sure he won't come back without permission. Of course if Durkon died I'm sure that Roy would return Durkon's body to his people. [/sblock]

 

[Agent Oracle]

Man, that is one cruel GM.

The first time Roy asked "where is Xykon?" and the GM's oracle said "in his throne room". Unnecessarily cruel, but funny and I can understand it. It prompted Roy to dangle a kobold out the window by his ankle (nearly violating his LG alignment), which i can also understand.

Now he puts his MBA to use, drafts out a legally binding and well-thought out question that will get a specific answer, and the GM nerfs it! How cruel!

Why would Xykon pass within 1000 feet of one gate, if he was going to conquer another?

... I mean, if it's on the way?

It's less than a quarter mile...

...I'm fairly certain i can hit it with a spell from here...

c'mon?

EDIT: Ooohh... i just re-read the question! Roy's so certain that the azure city gate will be protected, that he doesn't even give it as an option! Xykon's taking that gate, then moving on to the other it might take MONTHS! for the lich to get to the second gate...

BTW: Right four words, right being, right time, all the wrong reasons: "(name) I love you" (said to a god/goddess in disguise)... alternately, "Yes, I would, please".

Walk around behind the gift horse, get kicked in the head.

Elan is always happy, so the question is moot.

If they get him resurrected, but that's already been pointed out. I was thinking "raised" as an undead minion by the Loki cleric, who takes him back...

AM I the only one who noticed, it's Ginkgo Bilboa?

 

[Klaus]

Nitpicking at its best:

it's ginkgo biloba. Ginko Bilboa is Rocky's thai uncle, once removed from his second-cousin's mother's side.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

As opposed to the micro-weight boxer from the cold-blooded division, Gecko Balboa.

 

[MavrickWeirdo]

As opposed to the micro-weight boxer from the cold-blooded division, Gecko Balboa.

Who is actually a relative of the Oracle

 

[Sejs]

BTW: Right four words, right being, right time, all the wrong reasons: "(name) I love you" (said to a god/goddess in disguise)... alternately, "Yes, I would, please".

"I am a (male/female)."

 

[Glyfair]

Parody:

I see Rich has sold out. Obviously he's taken money from WotC for a gratitous product placement for the D&D Miniatures War of the Dragon Queen. What a shill

 

[shilsen]

*blink* MY mind just broke.

Pity. Now if it was something else that was broken, gingko biloba would have been perfect

 

[(Psi)SeveredHead]

I love jokes that work on more than one level. Especially if one of the levels is filthy.

So, if you die and get raised, could everything you do from that point on be considered 'posthumously'?

Considering the anatomy of a male raven... it wouldn't work out that way.

Okay, other than Piratecat (because I know it's happened in his campaign) do DMs ever use oracles? It's probably why I'm annoyed by this kobold nonsense - it's never happened in any game I've been in, partly because DMs can't see the future.