OotS 489 "Keepin' the Little Man Down"

[Wik]

Kilonazis. Love it, need to use it somehow. I mean, man.

 

[Gez]

"Evil (measured in kilonazis)"

Best thing I've read in a while.

 

[Nyeshet]

I wonder where Xykon would rate on that graph. I also wonder just how terrible Belkar could actually have become, as based on the graph it would seem he would somehow exceed Sauron (well, Sauron's child anyway). Somehow I have trouble picturing one person - who seems incapable of inspiring or leading others into (more) evil acts - actually causing as much evil as 8k to 9k nazis (where Belkar would have been without Roy's influence).

 

[Asmor]

Kilonatzis *snicker* one presumes the amount of evil that could be done be 1000 natzis

Ties for best ever imaginary unit of measurement, with 1 Helen = the amount of beauty needed to burn a city and launch 1000 ships.

Oddly enough in terms of naval tonnage dispatched and property damage by fire, one Mrs. O'Leary comes out as( edit: only half as ) beautiful than the original Helen.

I came up with the Jolie-- the scale by which all other women are measured. One Jolie is defined as perfection, and aside from Angelina Jolie (who's since, sadly, slid down the scale quite a bit...), it's impossible to attain 1 Jolie.

For example, I rate my fiancée at .99 Jolies, a fact she's none too pleased at, no matter how much I insist to her that that's an astronomical number!

But yeah, back on topic, Kilonazis were the highlight of this strip for me.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

So are kilonazis abbreviated kN, kNz, or k followed by a swastika?

If you kill a thousand nazis, is that a meganazi? How evil do you have to be to rate a giganazi?

 

[Donovan Morningfire]

The, um, <whisper>Mindflayer</whisper> rated Roy a tastier meal than V. So he has a lot a brains by every measure.

V was rated as a dessert vs. Roy being a well-balanced meal. V's got an 18 Intelligence by its own admittance (and probably an average Wisdom and subpar Charisma), where I see Roy as being have at least a 14 Int with above-average Wisdom and Charisma scores.

 

[Thunderfoot]

So are kilonazis abbreviated kN, kNz, or k followed by a swastika?

If you kill a thousand nazis, is that a meganazi? How evil do you have to be to rate a giganazi?

Nope, I think you have this backwards, a KiloNazi is rated by the amount of damage done by 1000 average Nazis. A GigaNazi would be the damage done by 100,000 average Nazis. I would imagine kN and GN would be the abbreviations, but we must remember that this is metric Nazi measure, otherwise you use the SS scale.

 

[Michael Morris]

Nope, I think you have this backwards, a KiloNazi is rated by the amount of damage done by 1000 average Nazis. A GigaNazi would be the damage done by 100,000 average Nazis. I would imagine kN and GN would be the abbreviations, but we must remember that this is metric Nazi measure, otherwise you use the SS scale.

Uhm, it's kilo, mega, giga and I think petra.

 

[Teflon Billy]

Uhm, it's kilo, mega, giga and I think petra.

I thought the final one was "tera"

 

[TwoSix]

I thought the final one was "tera"

Tera, Peta, Exa, Zetta, Yotta, actually. No, none of them are Frank Zappa's children.