Ooze Haiku

[Krug]

why not?

 

[alsih2o]

as you fill my lungs
and my sword dissolves to mush
i think "crothian"

 

[Kugar]

What is that red stain?
Too late, I remember that
I am color blind.

 

[Zogg]

Bubble, pop, fizzzz, gloop
what an oozy symphony
Where's my fire arrows?

 

[Virtuaalivalo]

Absolutely hilarious! Keep up the good work! Must show this last one to my players... They'd be reminded of an "accident" they had a couple of sessions ago...

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

I fell in the pit!
Shocked by the soft landing,
I'm hip deep in ooze!

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

Gelatinous Cube
A ten by ten foot death trap
But leaves gold behind

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

Black pudding, yum yum
Oh no, my tongue has dissolved, ouch
Now I can't talk, rats

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

Crystal ooze, pretty neat
Can't see it, where did it go?
It is in my mug

 

[Voadam]

He threw a big jug?
Oh my gawd! Full of green slime!
I am dissolving!