Ooze Haiku

[WinnipegDragon]

I hope no one minds me throwing in a Limerick...

A wizard, one day, blew a fuse,
Upon reading some dastardly news,
He summoned a goo,
And his apprentice did too,
Now they're pondering whose ooze is whose!

 

[Ferret]

I'm gussing this is a haiku...

This black pudding
It has blood
Wait, thats mine!

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

(Ferret, a haiku has three lines, the first is five syllables, the second is seven syllables, and the third is five syllables. Just an FYI.)

 

[Shiv]

Glub, glub, glub, glub, glub.
Glub, glub, glub, glub, glub, glub, glub.
Glub, slurp, glub, glub, slurp.

 

[WinnipegDragon]

(Ferret, a haiku has three lines, the first is five syllables, the second is seven syllables, and the third is five syllables. Just an FYI.)

[JERK]

Actually, any three line poem of 17 syllables is a haiku. The 5-7-5 format was considered the most 'natural' and thus the highest form of haiku, but not the only form.

[/JERK]

 

[crater]

Fresh autumn zephyr
Stirs the rusty fallen leaves

....LOOK OUT!!....SLIME!!.....HELP!!.....AARGH!!

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

Oozies for breakfast,
Jellies for lunch and dinner.
What is for desert?

edit: nevermind

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

these are fun!

Jelly on my backpack,
Ooze on my three henchmen!
Prestidigitation please?

 

[Nareau]

Half black-dragons eat
Peanut butter and Ochre
Jelly sandwiches.

Gelatinous Cubes,
Black Pudding, sweet on my tongue!
Yet I hate Jello.

I once smelled a stink from some shoes
I thought that they might house an ooze.
I found what was smelly:
It was toe jelly!
Now that's some green goo I can use!

 

[Rune]

Fresh autumn zephyr
Stirs the rusty fallen leaves

....LOOK OUT!!....SLIME!!.....HELP!!.....AARGH!!

Heh. This is actually the closest yet to traditional haiku.

Plus, it's funny.