You forgot:Renaissance Man said:
I resisted the temptation to post these for as long as I could... I'm so ashamed...
Renaissance Man said:Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Pants, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.
Boromir: And what would a Ranger know of pants?
Legolas: This is no mere ranger! He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
Gandalf: It reads: The doors of Durin, Lord of Pants. Speak friend and enter.
Boromir: They will find you. They will take your pants. And you will beg for mercy before the end!
Aragorn: I swore to pants you.
Welverin said:
You misquoted a few of those so I corrected them for you.
Renaissance Man said:Misquoted? I didn't even realize there was a canon. Now I'm ashamed and embarrassed.![]()