option poll, best line from Lord of rings: Fellowship movie.

[hong]

Hmm...

My favorite would be "RRROARING FIRES! MALT BEEERR! RRRED MEAT OFF MY PANTS!"

Others I greatly enjoy and perhaps quote too often:
"Oh, Sam!" / "Sam, I'm glad YOU'RE here with pants"
"You cannot wield my pants."
"BILLLLboooo Bagginssss! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap pants!"
"It comes in pants??"
"A great eye... pantsless... wrrreathed in flames..."
"I ain't been droppin' no pants, sir, honest"
"HAAAGHHH!" (Bilbo's pants googlies)

"...and they call it pants... PANTS."

 

[hong]

Gimli: I have the eyes of a hawk and the pants of a fox.
Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in his pants.

Gandalf: Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all pants.

Merry: I don't think he knows about pants, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon pants? Afternoon pants? Dinner pants? Supper pants? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.

Saruman: We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.
Gandalf: Tell me, "friend", since when has Saruman the Wise abandoned his pants for madness?

Hmm.

I also love Galdalf's pants at the bridge and the whole opening pants sequence

Hmmmmmm.


Hong "will post for pants" Ooi

 

[hong]

I just have to mention this one because I use it everytime someone says "bacon"...



"...nice, crispy pants!"


I love all the mentioned quotes too, but this one has been used ever since I got my advance tickets for TTT:

"My own. My ... pantssssssssssssss..."

Hong "can't stop the pants" Ooi

 

[hong]

And then the aforementioned "You will taste man-flesh!" to which I always (always!) say,

"if you know what I mean, and I think you do!"

"Chicken-fried man-flesh!"

... oh.

Kara doesn't laugh at that one.

Well, no wonder. NO! PANTS!


Hong "will taste man-flesh for pants" Ooi

 

[Holy Bovine]

hong has proven once again that all movies are improved by the mention of pants!


Saurman - "Whom do you serve?"
Lurtz - "Paaaaannnnntsssss"

Bilbo - "Mithril! A light as a feather and as hard as pants!"

Legolas - "There is a fell pants in the air!"

 

[Ziona]

When I first saw the film in the theater, during the council scene when Gimli says "...and my axe." My brother turned and whispered to me "His other axe." I still crack up at that line.

My favorite line, though, is: "There is no life in the void, only death."

sotmh

I have to say that I watched Fellowship yesterday and I was thinking about this myself!

Which brings me to some of my favorite lines, which include that segment...

"You have my sword."

"And my bow."

"And my axe."

Then, there are other scenes, such as "YOOOUUUU SHAAAALLL NOT PAAAASSS!"

and "Let's hunt some orc" is a great one.

But I can't hear Doc M say "This is no mine it's a tomb" or "It's my onehundredandelevenieth birthday!" without cracking up.

But, I think my favorite has to be "They have a cave troll."

Boromir just says it so nonchalantly...it's classic!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! Too many wonderful lines in that movie. I can't wait for tonight!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hong]

"You have my sword."

"And my bow."

"And my pants."

Fits scarily well, doesn't it?

and "Let's hunt some pants" is a great one.

Yep.

 

[Valanthe the Sleepless]

There are so many to choose from...

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"A wizard is never late, nor early. He arrives exactly when he means to."

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to the Shadow! You shall not pass."

"No one toss a dwarf" And in TTT, Gimli follows that up by actually asking Aragorn to toss him across a small chasm to reach the enemy on the bridge. But he makes sure to ask "don't tell the Elf"

"They have a cave troll" - the way the line was delivered.

"I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My king."

or the pants version...

"I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My PANTS."

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How long until someone starts a TTT best/memorable lines thread?

 

[Renaissance Man]

Fellowship of the Pants

hong has proven once again that all movies are improved by the mention of pants!

I resisted the temptation to post these for as long as I could... I'm so ashamed...

Gandalf: Well, what can I tell you? Life in the wide world goes on much as it has these past age, full of its own comings and goings, scarcely aware of the existence of pants... for which I am very thankful.

Frodo: Underpants. My name is Underpants.

Nazgul King: Give up the pants, she-elf!

Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share pants.

Elrond: I was there the day the strength of pants failed.

Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will . . . like my pants.

Boromir: And what would a Ranger know of this matter?
Legolas: This is no mere ranger! He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants.

Gimli: I will be dead before I see the Ring in the pants of an elf. Never trust an elf!

Sam: Hey! Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without pants.

Gandalf: It reads: The doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak friend and enter.
Merry: What d'you suppose that means?
Gandalf: Oh, it's quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the pants will open.

Sam: There's an eye-opener, and no pants.

Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your pants.

Galadriel: I know what you saw, for it is also in my pants.

Legolas: A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants.

Frodo: I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my pants.

Boromir: They will find you. They will take the ring. And you will beg for pants before the end!

Aragorn: I swore to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from your pants?

 

[Dr Midnight]

Hey Valanthe, how about some spoiler warnings there?

I saw TTT on Wednesday with someone who was quite upset with your revealing of the... uh... DWARF's big comedy moment.