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<blockquote data-quote="Hypersmurf" data-source="post: 3342858" data-attributes="member: 1656"><p>I've asked around before to no avail <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" /></p><p></p><p>The only one I have left is my own 'Whose Pie Is It Anyway?':</p><p></p><p><strong>DM:</strong> Our next game is for Greg, Colin, and Ryan - it's called 'Film and Theatre Styles'.</p><p><em>[cheering from audience]</em></p><p><strong>DM:</strong> I'm going to give them a scene to play out. But from time to time, I'll buzz them, and they'll have to carry on the scene in the style that I give them. What I need from you all are some ideas for some film and theatre styles they can use.</p><p><em>[much shouting ensues]</em></p><p><strong>DM:</strong> World War II movie... Scooby-Doo... French Farce... Mime?</p><p><em>[Ryan winces; Greg looks horrified]</em></p><p><strong>DM:</strong> ... Sesame Street... Academy Awards ceremony... okay, that's probably enough there. The scene I'd like you to play - Ryan and Colin are adventurers in a dungeon. Greg is an orc with a pie, that Ryan and Colin want. Go.</p><p><strong>Colin:</strong> Boy, oh, boy! All that adventuring sure made me hungry!</p><p><strong>Ryan:</strong> Yeah, I know what you mean. And we ate the last of our rations already!</p><p><strong>Colin:</strong> Maybe there'll be some food behind this door!</p><p><strong>Greg:</strong> Grahr! Me have pie!</p><p><strong>Ryan:</strong> Well, you were right about the food, but...</p><p><em>[BUZZ]</em></p><p><strong>DM:</strong> Academy Awards ceremony.</p><p><strong>Greg:</strong> Grahr! The Pie award is given each year to an adventurer who displays the qualities of bravery, perseverance, and a high body count. This year's nominees are... Mialee the Wizard; Trogdor, the Burninator; Ryan the Barbarian; and Hairless Colin.</p><p><em>[Colin nods resignedly]</em></p><p><strong>Greg:</strong> And the winner is... Ryan the Barbarian!</p><p><em>[Ryan comes forward to accept his award]</em></p><p><strong>Ryan:</strong> This is so unexpected! I'd like to thank...</p><p><em>[BUZZ]</em></p><p><strong>DM:</strong> Sesame Street.</p><p><strong>Ryan:</strong> I'd like to thank the orc for sharing his pie with us. I think it's really nice that people, and monsters, and birds can all get along.</p><p><em>[Colin looks around]</em></p><p><strong>Colin:</strong> What are you talking about, Big Bird? There's no orc. Are you still pretending you have a friend that nobody else has ever met?</p><p><em>[Ryan looks around as well; Greg is hiding]</em></p><p><strong>Ryan:</strong> But... he was right here! He gave me this pie! Ohhhh! Nobody ever believes me. Orc? Orc!</p><p><em>[BUZZ]</em></p><p><strong>DM:</strong> Scooby-Doo.</p><p><strong>Colin:</strong> Hey, Scoob! Do you smell what I smell?</p><p><strong>Ryan:</strong> Rot's rat, Rhaggy?</p><p><strong>Colin:</strong> It's, like, pie! Look! Over there!</p><p><em>[Colin leans over and mimes eating a pie; Greg creeps up behind him; Ryan whines and starts shaking]</em></p><p><strong>Colin:</strong> What is it, Scoob?</p><p><em>[Ryan pulls faces, waves his arms menacingly, and imitates Greg's glasses with his fingers, then points behind Colin; Colin turns around]</em></p><p><strong>Colin:</strong> Zoiks!</p><p><strong>Greg:</strong> Grahr!</p><p><strong>Colin:</strong> A monster!</p><p><em>[Wayne creeps up from behind Greg and trips him over]</em></p><p><strong>Wayne:</strong> All right, mister orc - let's see who you really are!</p><p><strong>Colin, Wayne, and Ryan:</strong> [gasp] Drew Carey, the Comedian!</p><p><strong>Greg:</strong> And I would have got away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!</p><p><em>[BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZZZ]</em></p><p><em>[audience applauds]</em></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>DM:</strong> This next game is for Wayne Brady. I'll need a volunteer from the audience... how about... you, sir. What's your name?</p><p><strong>Audience Member:</strong> I'm Monte.</p><p><strong>DM:</strong> And what do you do?</p><p><strong>Audience Member:</strong> I'm a game designer.</p><p><strong>DM:</strong> Okay, come up here... Wayne, this is Monte, the game designer.</p><p><strong>Wayne:</strong> Hey, man.</p><p><strong>DM:</strong> Okay. Wayne is going to sing a song about Monte the game designer, with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor...</p><p><em>[audience cheers]</em></p><p><strong>DM:</strong> ... in the style of... Michael Jackson.</p><p><em>[Monte looks uncertain as Wayne seats him in a chair and stands behind him; Wayne mimes pulling a hat down over his eyes and stands still until the music starts]</em></p><p><strong>Wayne:</strong> Oooooh!</p><p><em>[Wayne spins in place]</em></p><p><strong>Wayne:</strong> Ooh-hoo! They call him Monte; you've heard the name. He's the man behind... your favourite game. In the industry, he's head of the line. Monte's the King (ooh!) of Game Design! They call him Monte... ooh! They call him Monte... ooh-hoo! He used to be a Wizard... now he's working for himself. I got Malhavoc products, sitting right there on my shelf. He's won a lot of ENnies; his name's on all the books. This is one designer... who really, really Cooks! </p><p><em>[Wayne Moonwalks while Laura and Linda play; audience cheer and whistle]</em></p><p><strong>Wayne:</strong> They call him Monte... They call him Monte... they call him Moooo-on-teeeee...!</p><p><em>[Wayne shakes Monte's hand while the audience applauds]</em></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>DM:</strong> We're going to finish with one last game for everyone; it's a Hoedown!</p><p><em>[audience applauds as DM moves to take his place in the line and Greg sits down at the table]</em></p><p><strong>Greg:</strong> Okay... tonight we have the 'Orc and Pie Hoedown'.</p><p><em>[Laura begins Hoedown music on the piano]</em></p><p><strong>Wayne:</strong> Orcs have stolen all the pies and now there's none to eat. I am out of luck whenever I feel like a treat! I figure I could buy some back if I had enough money; so I've started taking off my clothes...</p><p><em>[mimes taking off shirt; women in audience cheer]</em></p><p><strong>Wayne:</strong> ... they call it the Full Monte!</p><p><em>[DM doubles over laughing, and Laura needs to play a few extra bars until he's ready]</em></p><p><strong>DM:</strong> The adventurers these days are all about the loot; whe-en I was young, we didn't give a hoot. We'd play for hours and when we fought orcs some of us would die... but that didn't matter, as long as we got PIE!</p><p><em>[DM and Wayne link arms and dance around in a circle]</em></p><p><strong>Colin:</strong> I like pie. I really really do. I really really really really really really do. One thing I wonder, though - I hope I find out soon - is how did the orc, get inside that room?</p><p><strong>Ryan:</strong> I was in the dungeon, just the other day. My pie was guarded by an orc, things just didn't go my way. The orc had a greataxe, he was big and scary... but at least he wasn't, as ugly as Drew Carey...</p><p><strong>Wayne, DM, Colin, and Ryan:</strong> ... as ugly as Drew Careeeeee-ey...!</p><p></p><p>-Hyp.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hypersmurf, post: 3342858, member: 1656"] I've asked around before to no avail :( The only one I have left is my own 'Whose Pie Is It Anyway?': [b]DM:[/b] Our next game is for Greg, Colin, and Ryan - it's called 'Film and Theatre Styles'. [i][cheering from audience][/i] [b]DM:[/b] I'm going to give them a scene to play out. But from time to time, I'll buzz them, and they'll have to carry on the scene in the style that I give them. What I need from you all are some ideas for some film and theatre styles they can use. [i][much shouting ensues][/i] [b]DM:[/b] World War II movie... Scooby-Doo... French Farce... Mime? [i][Ryan winces; Greg looks horrified][/i] [b]DM:[/b] ... Sesame Street... Academy Awards ceremony... okay, that's probably enough there. The scene I'd like you to play - Ryan and Colin are adventurers in a dungeon. Greg is an orc with a pie, that Ryan and Colin want. Go. [b]Colin:[/b] Boy, oh, boy! All that adventuring sure made me hungry! [b]Ryan:[/b] Yeah, I know what you mean. And we ate the last of our rations already! [b]Colin:[/b] Maybe there'll be some food behind this door! [b]Greg:[/b] Grahr! Me have pie! [b]Ryan:[/b] Well, you were right about the food, but... [i][BUZZ][/i] [b]DM:[/b] Academy Awards ceremony. [b]Greg:[/b] Grahr! The Pie award is given each year to an adventurer who displays the qualities of bravery, perseverance, and a high body count. This year's nominees are... Mialee the Wizard; Trogdor, the Burninator; Ryan the Barbarian; and Hairless Colin. [i][Colin nods resignedly][/i] [b]Greg:[/b] And the winner is... Ryan the Barbarian! [i][Ryan comes forward to accept his award][/i] [b]Ryan:[/b] This is so unexpected! I'd like to thank... [i][BUZZ][/i] [b]DM:[/b] Sesame Street. [b]Ryan:[/b] I'd like to thank the orc for sharing his pie with us. I think it's really nice that people, and monsters, and birds can all get along. [i][Colin looks around][/i] [b]Colin:[/b] What are you talking about, Big Bird? There's no orc. Are you still pretending you have a friend that nobody else has ever met? [i][Ryan looks around as well; Greg is hiding][/i] [b]Ryan:[/b] But... he was right here! He gave me this pie! Ohhhh! Nobody ever believes me. Orc? Orc! [i][BUZZ][/i] [b]DM:[/b] Scooby-Doo. [b]Colin:[/b] Hey, Scoob! Do you smell what I smell? [b]Ryan:[/b] Rot's rat, Rhaggy? [b]Colin:[/b] It's, like, pie! Look! Over there! [i][Colin leans over and mimes eating a pie; Greg creeps up behind him; Ryan whines and starts shaking][/i] [b]Colin:[/b] What is it, Scoob? [i][Ryan pulls faces, waves his arms menacingly, and imitates Greg's glasses with his fingers, then points behind Colin; Colin turns around][/i] [b]Colin:[/b] Zoiks! [b]Greg:[/b] Grahr! [b]Colin:[/b] A monster! [i][Wayne creeps up from behind Greg and trips him over][/i] [b]Wayne:[/b] All right, mister orc - let's see who you really are! [b]Colin, Wayne, and Ryan:[/b] [gasp] Drew Carey, the Comedian! [b]Greg:[/b] And I would have got away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! [i][BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZZZ][/i] [i][audience applauds][/i] [b]DM:[/b] This next game is for Wayne Brady. I'll need a volunteer from the audience... how about... you, sir. What's your name? [b]Audience Member:[/b] I'm Monte. [b]DM:[/b] And what do you do? [b]Audience Member:[/b] I'm a game designer. [b]DM:[/b] Okay, come up here... Wayne, this is Monte, the game designer. [b]Wayne:[/b] Hey, man. [b]DM:[/b] Okay. Wayne is going to sing a song about Monte the game designer, with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor... [i][audience cheers][/i] [b]DM:[/b] ... in the style of... Michael Jackson. [i][Monte looks uncertain as Wayne seats him in a chair and stands behind him; Wayne mimes pulling a hat down over his eyes and stands still until the music starts][/i] [b]Wayne:[/b] Oooooh! [i][Wayne spins in place][/i] [b]Wayne:[/b] Ooh-hoo! They call him Monte; you've heard the name. He's the man behind... your favourite game. In the industry, he's head of the line. Monte's the King (ooh!) of Game Design! They call him Monte... ooh! They call him Monte... ooh-hoo! He used to be a Wizard... now he's working for himself. I got Malhavoc products, sitting right there on my shelf. He's won a lot of ENnies; his name's on all the books. This is one designer... who really, really Cooks! [i][Wayne Moonwalks while Laura and Linda play; audience cheer and whistle][/i] [b]Wayne:[/b] They call him Monte... They call him Monte... they call him Moooo-on-teeeee...! [i][Wayne shakes Monte's hand while the audience applauds][/i] [b]DM:[/b] We're going to finish with one last game for everyone; it's a Hoedown! [i][audience applauds as DM moves to take his place in the line and Greg sits down at the table][/i] [b]Greg:[/b] Okay... tonight we have the 'Orc and Pie Hoedown'. [i][Laura begins Hoedown music on the piano][/i] [b]Wayne:[/b] Orcs have stolen all the pies and now there's none to eat. I am out of luck whenever I feel like a treat! I figure I could buy some back if I had enough money; so I've started taking off my clothes... [i][mimes taking off shirt; women in audience cheer][/i] [b]Wayne:[/b] ... they call it the Full Monte! [i][DM doubles over laughing, and Laura needs to play a few extra bars until he's ready][/i] [b]DM:[/b] The adventurers these days are all about the loot; whe-en I was young, we didn't give a hoot. We'd play for hours and when we fought orcs some of us would die... but that didn't matter, as long as we got PIE! [i][DM and Wayne link arms and dance around in a circle][/i] [b]Colin:[/b] I like pie. I really really do. I really really really really really really do. One thing I wonder, though - I hope I find out soon - is how did the orc, get inside that room? [b]Ryan:[/b] I was in the dungeon, just the other day. My pie was guarded by an orc, things just didn't go my way. The orc had a greataxe, he was big and scary... but at least he wasn't, as ugly as Drew Carey... [b]Wayne, DM, Colin, and Ryan:[/b] ... as ugly as Drew Careeeeee-ey...! -Hyp. [/QUOTE]
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