Orc and Pie enhancement!

[MeepoTheMighty]

Well, I agree that Monte is the best game designer out there, but the enhancement shows the difficulty in living up to the original work. Some of the options in the enhancement contradict the adventure.

The adventure synopsys says:
Concluding the Adventure: Pie tastes good.

But some of the items on the random chart are:
50-52 Spoiled
59-61 Cockroach
71-73 Old smelly sock
83-85 Undead
89-91 Bus station-flavored

Maybe they taste good to orcs?

 

[Crothian]

Or that would bea great ending. The party is trying to rescue an apple pie, but find themselves with a Bus Station Flavored pie. So, where's the Apple pie? The Orc is dead, and the mystery lives on.

 

[Chun-tzu]

Or that would bea great ending. The party is trying to rescue an apple pie, but find themselves with a Bus Station Flavored pie. So, where's the Apple pie? The Orc is dead, and the mystery lives on.

Perhaps the party needs the services of a scatomancer.

 

[Darkness]

Undead pie - YAY!!!

 

[Crothian]

Undead pie - YAY!!!

Eat the pie before it eats you? I'm not sure I like having my food cry out "Brains!!"

 

[Crothian]

Perhaps the party needs the services of a scatomancer.

A What??

 

[Emiricol]

scat = feces, I think

 

[Psychotic Jim]

Get you' meatpies 'ere! I'm cuttin' me own throat!

41-43 Meat (unknown variety)

This could be very dangerous if the orc's name was Dibbler...

 

[Chun-tzu]

scat = feces, I think

Yes. Lame reference to this thread:
http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21464&perpage=40&pagenumber=4

 

[Darkness]

Re: Get you' meatpies 'ere! I'm cuttin' me own throat!

41-43 Meat (unknown variety)

This could be very dangerous if the orc's name was Dibbler...

Finally an orc who cuts his own throat - at least metaphorically...