Orc Politics

[Rechan]

Nailed to a tree:

Gronk say he the biggest strongest. Gronk use lifts in boots and padded armor. No trust Gronk. Vote Torgh.



Torgh give mercy to elves. Torgh weak. Are you weak? No! Vote Gronk!

 

[Dioltach]

Torgh wash in blood of elves. Gronk wash in water. Vote Torgh!

 

[Hand of Evil]

Gronk show mercy to elves. Vote Rok, he supports war, a sharp sword, death to all elves & dwarves!

 

[Ketherian]

Rok speak "pretty". Gronk no kill. Torgh. Torgh! Torgh!!!

 

[Hand of Evil]

Rok speak "pretty". Gronk no kill. Torgh. Torgh! Torgh!!!

Gronk no kill because cow herd. Rok mighty!

 

[Dioltach]

Rok mighty for halfling. Torgh real Orc! Vote Tough Torgh!

 

[Rechan]

Rok slay all. You laying slaying, right?

(Paid for by the Committee of Humans for Destabilizing that Orc Tribe Next Door)

 

[Hand of Evil]

Evil Overlords Support Rok!

 

[Ketherian]

Rok fall. Groink sound pig make. Torgh tough! Torgh. Torgh! Torgh!!!

 

[Dioltach]

Torgh say, kill humans next door! Forget vote, we fight!

 

[Hand of Evil]

Rok, says Halfling in every pie!